[Albion] Bournemouth v Brighton player ratings

[Herr Tubthumper]

I elected to have lunch with a couple of friends so didn’t watch the game. Who‘s prepared to enlighten me?
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oysters, scotch egg, prawn cocktail, sirloin of shorthorn beef, Stilton and cheddar with a glass of white wine, a bottle of rosé and a Pimms to finish in case you were wondering.

 

[bluenitsuj]

Can't be bothered, just like a majority of the players and the manager.

 

[macbeth]

oysters, scotch egg, prawn cocktail, sirloin of shorthorn beef, Stilton and cheddar with a glass of white wine, a bottle of rosé and a Pimms to finish in case you were wondering.

better lineup than we can put out at the moment

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Rhetorical or not I’ll oblige….

Car tyre blew in Storrington, so I’ve already had a shit day and it got worse….

6 - average

Bart - 5 - looked shaky throughout
Offiah - 4 - defensively weak. Offensively a real threat, just took too long to make the right angle at times
Barco - 6 - poor first half, much better second half
Dunk - 6
Igor - 3 - poorest I’ve seen him. (2/5 first half, 1/5 second half)
Gilmour - 7 - probed throughout
Gross - 6
Buononotte - 6 - started well and did ok, maybe I’m being harsh
Adingra - 4 - poor
Pedro - 6
O’Mahoney - 4 - struggled

Welbeck - 5
Enciso - 6 - should be starting
Webbo - N/A
Veltman - N/A

 

[timbha]

I elected to have lunch with a couple of friends so didn’t watch the game. Who‘s prepared to enlighten me?
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oysters, scotch egg, prawn cocktail, sirloin of shorthorn beef, Stilton and cheddar with a glass of white wine, a bottle of rosé and a Pimms to finish in case you were wondering.

Couldn’t give a toss…… or about the players’ scores

 

[raymondo]

I elected to have lunch with a couple of friends so didn’t watch the game. Who‘s prepared to enlighten me?
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oysters, scotch egg, prawn cocktail, sirloin of shorthorn beef, Stilton and cheddar with a glass of white wine, a bottle of rosé and a Pimms to finish in case you were wondering.

And what did your friends have?

 

[dazzer6666]

CBA. Good to see WBG back though.

 

[Jeremiah]

Rhetorical or not I’ll oblige….

Car tyre blew in Storrington, so I’ve already had a shit day and it got worse….

6 - average

Bart - 5 - looked shaky throughout
Offiah - 4 - defensively weak. Offensively a real threat, just took too long to make the right angle at times
Barco - 6 - poor first half, much better second half
Dunk - 6
Igor - 3 - poorest I’ve seen him. (2/5 first half, 1/5 second half)
Gilmour - 7 - probed throughout
Gross - 6
Buononotte - 6 - started well and did ok, maybe I’m being harsh
Adingra - 4 - poor
Pedro - 6
O’Mahoney - 4 - struggled

Welbeck - 5
Enciso - 6 - should be starting
Webbo - N/A
Veltman - N/A

I make that about right but probably would have put Buononette as a 5

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

I make that about right but probably would have put Buononette as a 5

That’s fair enough.
We got to Bournemouth in my son’s car, to witness that rubbish…..

 

[Weststander]

Rhetorical or not I’ll oblige….

Car tyre blew in Storrington, so I’ve already had a shit day and it got worse….

6 - average

Bart - 5 - looked shaky throughout
Offiah - 4 - defensively weak. Offensively a real threat, just took too long to make the right angle at times
Barco - 6 - poor first half, much better second half
Dunk - 6
Igor - 3 - poorest I’ve seen him. (2/5 first half, 1/5 second half)
Gilmour - 7 - probed throughout
Gross - 6
Buononotte - 6 - started well and did ok, maybe I’m being harsh
Adingra - 4 - poor
Pedro - 6
O’Mahoney - 4 - struggled

Welbeck - 5
Enciso - 6 - should be starting
Webbo - N/A
Veltman - N/A

The Radio Sussex team thought Pedro, Bounanotte and Igor had shockers, WA doesn’t rate Igor one bit. With barely veiled anger about Pedro not playing team game.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I elected to have lunch with a couple of friends so didn’t watch the game. Who‘s prepared to enlighten me?
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oysters, scotch egg, prawn cocktail, sirloin of shorthorn beef, Stilton and cheddar with a glass of white wine, a bottle of rosé and a Pimms to finish in case you were wondering.

The sirloin of short beef is probably quicker than most of the midfield, and the Stilton is a proven goalscorer. Not convinced of a back three of oysters, scotch egg and prawn cocktail though - it needs an added soup.

 

[albionfan37]

I elected to have lunch with a couple of friends so didn’t watch the game. Who‘s prepared to enlighten me?
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oysters, scotch egg, prawn cocktail, sirloin of shorthorn beef, Stilton and cheddar with a glass of white wine, a bottle of rosé and a Pimms to finish in case you were wondering.

Oysters ehh did you manage to get yer willy wet after stuffing the rest of that lot down your neck

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

The Radio Sussex team thought Pedro, Bounanotte and Igor had shockers, WA doesn’t rate Igor one bit. With barely veiled anger about Pedro not playing team game.

Bit unfair on Pedro, the second half he was working really well with Gilmour, Barco and Enciso…..

When I first saw Igor, I was really unsure, but to be fair he’s looked ok in the main….
But today, he was a million miles off the pace….

 

[Jeremiah]

That’s fair enough.
We got to Bournemouth in my son’s car, to witness that rubbish…..

Well done I only watched it on a stream so would always bow down in knowledge to someone who attended. Our away support is top notch and deserved better today.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

And what did your friends have?

Unsurprisingly I had the most, three starters resolved my personal challenge of choice. We all had oysters and a scotch egg. All has the beef and others went for the sticky toffee pudding. It was at a nice restaurant which had an English roast dinner pop-up today.

 

[Terry Butcher Tribute Act]

Verbruggen 5 kicking crap, handling wobbly
Igor 5 error prone
Dunk 5 seemed to give up after the first goal
Offiah 6 ok defensively but final ball lacking
Barco 6 some bright moments going forward, suspect he's a wing back or winger really.
Gilmour 7 good first half, faded a bit second as we got overrun
Gross 4 totally anonymous
Buonanotte 4 also anonymous, bar missing a good chance
Adingra 5 no end product at all
Pedro 6 a scored based purely on him trying. He was ok
O'Mahony 5 not really in the game, again at least he tried

Enciso 7 - our best player in the second half by miles, unlucky not to score and apologised for the performance
Welbeck 4 - not sure why he bothered coming on

Other subs didn't really get enough time but special mentions to Veltman for retaliating to a nasty tackle on Barco and nearly killing someone, and Webster for a good block.

 

[Brovion]

The sirloin of short beef is probably quicker than most of the midfield, and the Stilton is a proven goalscorer. Not convinced of a back three of oysters, scotch egg and prawn cocktail though - it needs an added soup.

Is Owen Oysters that bloke we signed from Blackpool?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Verbruggen 5 kicking crap, handling wobbly
Igor 5 error prone
Dunk 5 seemed to give up after the first goal
Offiah 6 ok defensively but final ball lacking
Barco 6 some bright moments going forward, suspect he's a wing back or winger really.
Gilmour 7 good first half, faded a bit second as we got overrun
Gross 4 totally anonymous
Buonanotte 4 also anonymous, bar missing a good chance
Adingra 5 no end product at all
Pedro 6 a scored based purely on him trying. He was ok
O'Mahony 5 not really in the game, again at least he tried

Enciso 7 - our best player in the second half by miles, unlucky not to score and apologised for the performance
Welbeck 4 - not sure why he bothered coming on

Other subs didn't really get enough time but special mentions to Veltman for retaliating to a nasty tackle on Barco and nearly killing someone, and Webster for a good block.

I largely agree with these scores, with the exception of:

Igor / Dunk - to score these equally is simply astonishing to me. Dunk 6, Igor 3 - he was laughably poor.
Gilmour also a 6. Pleased with how fit he looked, though.
Buonanotte, 5.5. Worked hard, and seems harsh to criticise him for a 'missing a good chance', when that chance only came about by him beating three players.

Agree entirely with your comment on Welbeck, and think your score of 4 is quite possibly a bit generous!

 

[ROSM]

I largely agree with these scores, with the exception of:

Igor / Dunk - to score these equally is simply astonishing to me. Dunk 6, Igor 3 - he was laughably poor.
Gilmour also a 6. Pleased with how fit he looked, though.
Buonanotte, 5.5. Worked hard, and seems harsh to criticise him for a 'missing a good chance', when that chance only came about by him beating three players.

Agree entirely with your comment on Welbeck, and think your score of 4 is quite possibly a bit generous!

Dunk saved us from a mauling.

I agree re the facundo chance but I was frustrated at how little he got wide or even showed for the ball when offiah had it.

 

[Is it PotG?]

I elected to have lunch with a couple of friends;
oysters, scotch egg, prawn cocktail, sirloin of shorthorn beef, Stilton and cheddar with a glass of white wine, a bottle of rosé and a Pimms to finish in case you were wondering.