[Albion] Bournemouth fans

[Simster]

This won't come as much of a surprise but a fair number of them really don't like us:

Brighton v AFC Bournemouth - Sunday 2 pm

Cherries Face The Top Scorers In The Premier League The Cherries game against Chelsea was probably our teams best team performance this season and especially our defence. It was also the first ever scoreless draw between the two clubs. It’s the first time our team hasn’t conceded a goal since...

bournemouth-forum.vitalfootball.co.uk

And that's fine, because I don't like them. Annoying little tin pot twat of a club in their crap shoebox ground getting more coverage than us in the old days sometimes despite being a division or two below us.

I see we play them again 35th game. Wouldn't it lovely to relegate them?

 

[Jeremiah]

This won't come as much of a surprise but a fair number of them really don't like us:

Brighton v AFC Bournemouth - Sunday 2 pm

Cherries Face The Top Scorers In The Premier League The Cherries game against Chelsea was probably our teams best team performance this season and especially our defence. It was also the first ever scoreless draw between the two clubs. It’s the first time our team hasn’t conceded a goal since...

bournemouth-forum.vitalfootball.co.uk

And that's fine, because I don't like them. Annoying little tin pot twat of a club in their crap shoebox ground getting more coverage than us in the old days sometimes despite being a division or two below us.

I see we play them again 35th game. Wouldn't it lovely to relegate them?

But not as nasty as Pimpey.

 

[Baldseagull]

Don't mind Bmuff since Eddie Howe left them, I generally can't get arsey about smaller clubs than us, good luck to them, after Sunday.

 

[Nixonator]

Seems a fair bit of ire directed towards us. Shrug.

Can't speak for all our fans obviously, but from experience we are many magnitudes less arrogant than just about every set of fans we play week in week out.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Firm, but fair.

 

[KZNSeagull]

3rd post "Ferguson is pretty young, he has a lot of talent and another they will probably sell for 40 plus sooner rather than later". He has missed a 0 off that valuation.

Bunch of clowns.

 

[Whitechapel]

A few years ago before a home game against them in the Championship (I think it might have been the season they went up) me and my mate had just came out of the Buckingham Arms in Shoreham and were waiting at the train gates so we could grab a couple of tinnies for the train to Brighton. A people carrier pulled up at the tracks and the 7 or 8 people inside were all clearly Bournemouth fans.

How was it obvious they were fans of Plucky Underdogs FC? Well the flags they were holding out of the window were one sign. The fact all of them were in full kit, with a spattering of face paint and a handful of red & black wigs on display too was perhaps the bigger clue. Here before us was a group of mainly middle aged adults who had decided facepaint and wigs were appropriate for an inconsequential league game, and not a sign of involuntary celibacy.

They sat in the car, in complete silence as my mate muttered “for f*cks sake” under his breath and I smirked slightly. It was like being sent one of those disgusting videos off WhatsApp. You’re not sure if the video of a man f*cking a chicken should be laughed at or if the person responsible needs to executed immediately; so you kinda just laugh it off and feel a bit embarrassed for them. However, as the gates went up all of them turned towards us and started hurling abuse “f*ck off Brighton. Come on Bournemouth.” You could almost hear their tongue burrowing through the bottom of their mouth. The flag is waved vigorously whilst the middle passenger cranes his arm out the window to call us w*nkers.

Me and my mate just stood there bemused as they sped off, w*nker signs now visible from both sides of the car like weird stabilisers. And that’s Bournemouth as a club, isn’t it? 8 people in face paint too scared to call you a w*nker until the cars moving. They’re like a rich eccentric uncle who’s never kissed a woman. Yeah they’ve got nice stuff and they’ve probably got an interesting story to tell but it doesn’t change the fact they’re 47 and still practice kissing with their stuffed animals.

They’re just weird.

 

[BNthree]

Not clicked through to read their forum but do recall them trying to insult us when we came up to the Premier League by calling us Infrastructure FC. Not sure how that is an insult but sums up how stupid they are I guess.

 

[HangletonGull]

Definition of tin pot, never liked lee them since 1995 that game at dean court on meridian was 14 got a wallop by a baton

 

[AmexRuislip]

A few years back we took the outlaws on holiday to Christchurch, mainly for my FIL to have a dialysis holiday.
All rather lovely, as to get to Christchurch, we had to drive on the outskirts of Bournemouth.
Only comparison I can make, is when Mad Max had to drive through an armageddon area to get to an oasis of a petrol station.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Always been a nothing, irrelevant club with a tiny support of rather odd, six fingered ****s.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Seems a fair bit of ire directed towards us. Shrug.

Can't speak for all our fans obviously, but from experience we are many magnitudes less arrogant than just about every set of fans we play week in week out.

I'm the king of lack of arrogance, me. Better than any, with decades of equanimity and humbleness under my not inconsiderable belt. Beat that.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Can't we just pen them in for half a day at a pub far worse than the K&Q (that deeply shitty Spoons down West Street, say) and then bus 'em direct to the Amex?

 

[pasty]

Think it’s lack of a proper rival on their part so try to create something that never has, or never will happen.

Pompey & Saints have each other, and we have them up the road. Poor little plucky don’t have anyone.

 

[Icy Gull]

Homophobic and as Tin Pot as any club that’s ever been in the PL. Fecking nightmare to get way from their Tin Pot ground too. They should just f*** off to League 2 where they belong

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

If you want an example of just how f***ing clueless those gormless ****s are, it’s the post that says it would be a good thing for them if Dunk is fit and plays - and it’s been liked by a few! Beyond stupid, ignorant wankers.

 

[Guinness Boy]

A few years ago before a home game against them in the Championship (I think it might have been the season they went up) me and my mate had just came out of the Buckingham Arms in Shoreham and were waiting at the train gates so we could grab a couple of tinnies for the train to Brighton. A people carrier pulled up at the tracks and the 7 or 8 people inside were all clearly Bournemouth fans.

How was it obvious they were fans of Plucky Underdogs FC? Well the flags they were holding out of the window were one sign. The fact all of them were in full kit, with a spattering of face paint and a handful of red & black wigs on display too was perhaps the bigger clue. Here before us was a group of mainly middle aged adults who had decided facepaint and wigs were appropriate for an inconsequential league game, and not a sign of involuntary celibacy.

They sat in the car, in complete silence as my mate muttered “for f*cks sake” under his breath and I smirked slightly. It was like being sent one of those disgusting videos off WhatsApp. You’re not sure if the video of a man f*cking a chicken should be laughed at or if the person responsible needs to executed immediately; so you kinda just laugh it off and feel a bit embarrassed for them. However, as the gates went up all of them turned towards us and started hurling abuse “f*ck off Brighton. Come on Bournemouth.” You could almost hear their tongue burrowing through the bottom of their mouth. The flag is waved vigorously whilst the middle passenger cranes his arm out the window to call us w*nkers.

Me and my mate just stood there bemused as they sped off, w*nker signs now visible from both sides of the car like weird stabilisers. And that’s Bournemouth as a club, isn’t it? 8 people in face paint too scared to call you a w*nker until the cars moving. They’re like a rich eccentric uncle who’s never kissed a woman. Yeah they’ve got nice stuff and they’ve probably got an interesting story to tell but it doesn’t change the fact they’re 47 and still practice kissing with their stuffed animals.

They’re just weird.

Post of the season so far, that.

 

[Weststander]

Oh gaud, Reynolds told us last night to “Drink it in”.

I loathe hype.

 

[Weststander]

Think it’s lack of a proper rival on their part so try to create something that never has, or never will happen.

Pompey & Saints have each other, and we have them up the road. Poor little plucky don’t have anyone.

I thought Bmuff and Stains hate each other.