Boris Johnson set to be prime minister

[TomandJerry]

Boris Johnson on standby to lead country while May is on holiday

Boris Johnson’s dream of running the country could be in touching distance this week after Theresa May appointed him as her “senior duty minister” while she takes a break.

That means the foreign secretary has been placed on standby to step in if the situation demands, according to aides."

What can possibly go wrong

 

[El Presidente]

Yay for Boris, the country is in SAFE HANDS.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Boris Johnson on standby to lead country while May is on holiday

Boris Johnson’s dream of running the country could be in touching distance this week after Theresa May appointed him as her “senior duty minister” while she takes a break.

That means the foreign secretary has been placed on standby to step in if the situation demands, according to aides."

What can possibly go wrong

Lord help us all

 

[AmexRuislip]

The Babe Station bill will finally be passed on BJ authority.
Laughing and tittering to become a national sport.
Can't think of anything else..........

 

[Hampster Gull]

The Brexiteers finest, [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION] will rejoice one of theirs have got to the top, the sane will weep

 

[Greg Bobkin]

A break? She's only been in the job five minutes!

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[BensGrandad]

Practice for when he takes over completely.

 

[BensGrandad]

A break? She's only been in the job five minutes!

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Have you ever changed jobs and the new employeers honoured holiday arrangements.

 

[bhanutz]

The bumbling Buffoon will lead our country? Oh christ!

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Have you ever changed jobs and the new employeers honoured holiday arrangements.

No.

 

[BensGrandad]

No.

That is surprising as most employers do.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

That is surprising as most employers do.

No, I mean I've never gone to a new job when I've already had a holiday booked.

I was joking about the PM anyway. Sorry, I should have stuck a in to make it more obvious...

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I don't know if this has done the rounds, but I only heard it last night. When Terresa was drawing up her new cabinet, she got to Boris' name and wrote beside it "F Off". That's how he got the Foreign Office gig.

 

[Seagull58]

Have you ever changed jobs and the new employeers honoured holiday arrangements.

She hasn't changed employers, she's been promoted. She is still an MP.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

If only we lived in a digital age where emails, Skype & the Internet were readily available. I doubt Boris will make any important decisions.

 

[GT49er]

Boris Johnson on standby to lead country while May is on holiday

Boris Johnson’s dream of running the country could be in touching distance this week after Theresa May appointed him as her “senior duty minister” while she takes a break.

That means the foreign secretary has been placed on standby to step in if the situation demands, according to aides."

What can possibly go wrong

Yawn ..................................................

 

[The Clamp]

No, I mean I've never gone to a new job when I've already had a holiday booked.

I was joking about the PM anyway. Sorry, I should have stuck a in to make it more obvious...

To be fair a PM's holidays aren't quite like a normal holiday. I imagine there'll be work to do and she'll be on call. It's probably more like working away from No.10 than actually getting a good break. We can only pray she finds time for an ice cream and a donkey ride. In the meantime we'll have our own donkey in charge at home.

 

[happypig]

Hurrah, plum duff for all !