Boris doing a Cummings?

[Baker lite]

Its starting to look like Bullshit now, mind you its not a patch on some of Johnson's previous mishaps, misdemeanours and cockups. The late night " technology lessons " from the blonde American "businesswoman " , the Carrigate Argument at midnight and the weekend bender in Italy while Foreign Secretary were all far less believable at first.

Shame, I expect you were on the edge of glory.


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[Chicken Run]

Its starting to look like Bullshit now, mind you its not a patch on some of Johnson's previous mishaps, misdemeanours and cockups. The late night " technology lessons " from the blonde American "businesswoman " , the Carrigate Argument at midnight and the weekend bender in Italy while Foreign Secretary were all far less believable at first.

I don’t like Boris for the record , but you can’t say it’s now looking like bullshit and then suggest it’s not a patch on his other misdemeanours, surely that’s whataaboutary ? Being honest you’re disappointed it isn’t true aren’t you? [emoji23]


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[Pretty pink fairy]

Time to change the mattress, check, change, go
Regards
DF

 

[Randy McNob]

Rumours gathering apace Johnson could resign

 

[Baker lite]

I don’t like Boris for the record , but you can’t say it’s now looking like bullshit and then suggest it’s not a patch on his other misdemeanours, surely that’s whataaboutary ? Being honest you’re disappointed it isn’t true aren’t you? [emoji23]


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I’m sure he’s devastated, he was on the vinegars and calling for nursey to bring the Kleenex..


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[El Presidente]

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[Chicken Run]

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp....ports-boris-johnson-went-on-secret-italy-trip


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[nicko31]

Yep could be some truth in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=023nN-tvADs

 

[vegster]

I’m sure he’s devastated, he was on the vinegars and calling for nursey to bring the Kleenex..


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You have a very strong fixation with ************ which you really should let go of, your poor knob must look like a Swan Vesta. Remember, don't judge others by your own standards.

 

[Baker lite]

You have a very strong fixation with ************ which you really should let go of, your poor knob must look like a Swan Vesta. Remember, don't judge others by your own standards.

We’re all wankers,don’t say you’ve never had a good old Sincil? I’m a champions league level worm burper. Top tip,keep hands moisturised, change after 50 strokes and if struggling stick your index finger up your khyber,works every time.


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[vegster]

I don’t like Boris for the record , but you can’t say it’s now looking like bullshit and then suggest it’s not a patch on his other misdemeanours, surely that’s whataaboutary ? Being honest you’re disappointed it isn’t true aren’t you? [emoji23]


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I'm not disappointed in the slightest, it is Johnson we are talking about here, he's going to **** something up again pretty soon and there is going to have to be much better "Whataboutary " than I can come up with from the usual media suspects having to cover for their man. As El Pres has posted, Perugia and its famous Russian host has been a magnet for comrade Johnson over the years so although probably fake this time he has previous.

 

[vegster]

Rumours gathering apace Johnson could resign

Unlikely, he never usually does " The Decent Thing " .

 

[Baker lite]

Hey, Johnson defenders! Let me make this easy for you. You're now needing to desperately justify Boris Johnson undertaking a quite egregious breaking of the rules for no apparently good reason. To help you out, I'm generously going to give you a handy multiple choice excuse generator. Please pick from one of the following;

1. "Yeah but Jeremy Corbyn was worse for reasons I can't actually explain but know he definitely would be."
2. "Yeah but Keir Starmer took a knee once so that makes this fine."
3. "It's perfectly fine as we know all babies have to be christened in this way."
4. *Non-specific segue into something entirely unrelated like the Lib Dems Brexit policy or Sadiq Khan or cycle lanes or something*

You're welcome!

This has aged well.


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