Probably best asking the mother, as the father has a history of shirking important decisions.
Massive Johnson has a ring to it.
I'd rather like him to be called Plooks Johnson. Imagine the outcry from our resident anti-Tory
The b@stard son of Boris?
You seem nice...
It’s just “bantz”.
It will be called whatever Dominic Cummings decides it should be called.
It will be called whatever Dominic Cummings decides it should be called.
Hmmmm.