Borderline Boilers

[Timbo]

Katy Hill is far too good-looking to be borderline:

For fucks sake. Who said that?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Ratcliffe definitely no, it would be like f***ing a chopstick.

Kelly Holmes drinks from the furry cup and makes Arnie look like Charles Hawtrey, so that's out as well.

Tessa Sanderson anyone?

 

[TSB]

Okay, I thought the dark haired girl in TATU was f***ing gorgeous but whenever I say that everyone looks at me like I'm a MENTAL.

I'll take the other one,ginger one

 

[keaton]

Borderline Boilers are OFFICIALLY defined in Viz as "The head says NO, but the nads say GO"

Precisely why I say Britney Spears.

You know its wrong but you just f***ing would woudn't you?? [/B][/QUOTE]

What the f*** are you talking about?

 

[Seagull Stew]

Kelly Osbourne
Martina Hingis
Jo Whiley (Radio 1 DJ)

 

[El Presidente]

Radcliffe definately no. Kelly Holmes has got to be a bit borderline.

Kelly Holmes is a beanflicker so off limits I am afraid

 

[Dover]

Shalene Spiteri, Patsy Kensit or Tamsin Outhwaite. None are stunners, but I would love to have a go.

 

[GNF on Tour]

I've got a good one but I can't remember her name, that English au-pair that got pulled up in America (whether guilty or not) when the kid did not make it.

Definitely in the chunky but funky bracket, but I would!

 

[TSB]

I've got a good one but I can't remember her name, that English au-pair that got pulled up in America (whether guilty or not) when the kid did not make it.

Definitely in the chunky but funky bracket, but I would!

Louise Woodward....BLIMEY,what made you think of her?! She was found innocent or released after appeal or something

 

[GNF on Tour]

Louise Woodward....BLIMEY,what made you think of her?! She was found innocent or released after appeal or something

I had a fat bird phase, don't ask.

 

[Timbo]

Kelly Osbourne

Ooohh definately Kelly. And the bird who looks a bit like her that got her jugs out in the window in American Beauty.

Edit: just remembered her name, Thora Birch. I could post on this thread forever.

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Kirstie Allsopp from " Relocation, Relocation? "

 

[dougdeep]

Delia Smith and Dawn French.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

You're right, and its a fine line to walk. I still can't believe Britney could ever be considered borderline boiler material - I'd have f***ed her six ways from Sunday when she was still pregnant, but now the sprogs gone and she's back in shape again, its a no brainer. She's young, she's supple, and she's gorgeous (even if she has now got a crotch like a wizards sleeve).

Great call Easy. I would still vote Britney in the top 3 birds in the world. She may be approaching Trailer Trash status, but why do I care - I'm not marrying the girl

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Kirstie Allsopp from " Relocation, Relocation? "

Classic borderline. A little chubby, walks a bit funny, but quite posh & she can stick my plums down her throat if she wants.

How about Australian 400m runner Kathy Freeman?

 

[Timbo]

Kelly Osbourne

And her mum.

Dawn French is too fat but Caroline Quentin's not.

Fergie, two of my birds best friends and Steffi Graf.

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Now a lot of the time she looks quite stunning (see example below) but other times Fergie looks as rough as...so I would add her to the list:

Come to think of it, the more I look at that photo, the more I think I need glasses!

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Now a lot of the time she looks quite stunning (see example below) but other times Fergie looks as rough as...so I would add her to the list:

Come to think of it, the more I look at that photo, the more I think I need glasses!

Wow. Compare Fergie there to this Fergie, and it must be borderline

 

[Crisp]

The mum from Malcolm in the Middle

 

[El Presidente]

Sarah Ferguson, ginger, big boned, thick as pigshit............BUT at least you can tell your mates that you are a custard cousin with Prince Andrew