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Booming wife again..... Holiday v Playoff final conundrum !



blue2

New member
Apr 21, 2010
1,229
spoken to my wife and read your advise to her she said you must go on holiday and miss the pay off.............but what does she know
 




Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,122
Haywards Heath
spoken to my wife and read your advise to her she said you must go on holiday and miss the pay off.............but what does she know

Pay off? Is Harry going?
 




MrShaun15

New member
Aug 28, 2010
2,484
everyones so extreme... just shoot her :)

in the arm or leg so she can't go anywhere
 


PILTDOWN MAN

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Sep 15, 2004
19,609
Hurst Green
I am intrigued as to why a sheep and pig farmer would promote the use of chicken !!!!

Well you could use a pork sausage instead. Mind you that's probably what she's after!!
 




shaolinpunk

[Insert witty title here]
Nov 28, 2005
7,187
Brighton
I've worked my summer holiday so that we arrive back in England the night before the first league game in August
 


Insel affe

HellBilly
Feb 23, 2009
24,340
Brighton factually.....
Ok I think I will go on the Holiday without question we will not get to the play off final anyway......



sit backs and waits for this thread to be re posted in May..................
 


JJB

New member
Mar 16, 2011
899
New Forest
You won't be in the play off final so no need to worry my friend.
 




Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
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Oct 27, 2003
21,526
The arse end of Hangleton
If she really is a "booming" wife surely she'll have gone boom by then so no problem ?
 
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Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,762
at home
I missed all the promotion/Championship games last year whilst we were off around the carribean( walsall, Sheff Wed, Saints) ...only got back for the Hudds game.

Take a chance!!
 






cloud

Well-known member
Jun 12, 2011
3,036
Here, there and everywhere
Here's a thought. Go down to the bookies and ask for a price on Brighton being in the final. Place a bet that will cover the cost of the holiday. You can then book another holiday with the proceeds of the bet. Think of it as an Insurance policy.

Actually, place a larger bet so that you can have a better holiday.

Win/Win situation.

You have not been charged for this RELATE advice. :)

Brilliant advice. Sounds like you have done this before.
 








Lady Gull

New member
Aug 6, 2011
3,884
West sussex
It will cost you a whole lot more to divorce her - I'd just go on the holiday and get the results text to you - x trust me I know!!!!
 




brakespear

Doctor Worm
Feb 24, 2009
12,326
Sleeping on the roof
Or you could just think how lucky you are to have had a yummy wife for ten years and forego the play off which may not happen and hope that you going on a fantastic wedding anniversary holiday will keep her happy for another ten years!!!!

Sometimes it's easier to not rock the boat!!!!

:glare:???

:D
 






Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,122
Haywards Heath
Brilliant advice. Sounds like you have done this before.



I haven't but I definitely would consider for future events. Cheers.
 


Vegas Seagull

New member
Jul 10, 2009
7,782
Ok...

My wife & I agreed on a holiday desination and a rough time when to go to celebrate our ten year wedding anniversary...

She just emailed me with the following dates followed by the love you lots and cant wait etc.....

However reading the email I came across this bit......

Leaving Gatwick at 3.20pm on Friday 19th May.

Play off final day :facepalm:

Now please help I have only a few hours before she will start hassling me with the if you loved me threats. I have not told her yet as I just double checked the dates for the final. Should I risk a ladies backlash of holy hell or bite the bullit and just risk it and go with the flow....


I just would wanna die if we got to the Play offs against someone like Southampton and won while im in the air knowing nothing until four hours later :eek:

I'm asuming your not flying on the exact actual 10 yr date so why not find a better hotel or trip to 'surprise' her that leaves early Sat morning. A few quid more cuts out 2 months of worry
 


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