spoken to my wife and read your advise to her she said you must go on holiday and miss the pay off.............but what does she know
I have to protect my business interests, I'm a sheep and pig farmer!!
I am intrigued as to why a sheep and pig farmer would promote the use of chicken !!!!
Well you could use a pork sausage instead. Mind you that's probably what she's after!!
Here's a thought. Go down to the bookies and ask for a price on Brighton being in the final. Place a bet that will cover the cost of the holiday. You can then book another holiday with the proceeds of the bet. Think of it as an Insurance policy.
Actually, place a larger bet so that you can have a better holiday.
Win/Win situation.
You have not been charged for this RELATE advice.
Booming wife again.....
Is she loud then?
what is bad is now I have said yeah lets go and we catch the same train to Gatwick probably as Brighton fans going upto Wembly..............
oh well
Or you could just think how lucky you are to have had a yummy wife for ten years and forego the play off which may not happen and hope that you going on a fantastic wedding anniversary holiday will keep her happy for another ten years!!!!
Sometimes it's easier to not rock the boat!!!!
It will cost you a whole lot more to divorce her - I'd just go on the holiday and get the results text to you - x trust me I know!!!!
Brilliant advice. Sounds like you have done this before.
Ok...
My wife & I agreed on a holiday desination and a rough time when to go to celebrate our ten year wedding anniversary...
She just emailed me with the following dates followed by the love you lots and cant wait etc.....
However reading the email I came across this bit......
Leaving Gatwick at 3.20pm on Friday 19th May.
Play off final day
Now please help I have only a few hours before she will start hassling me with the if you loved me threats. I have not told her yet as I just double checked the dates for the final. Should I risk a ladies backlash of holy hell or bite the bullit and just risk it and go with the flow....
I just would wanna die if we got to the Play offs against someone like Southampton and won while im in the air knowing nothing until four hours later