Bookies - FOTB's

[Uncle Spielberg]

Anyone played these c*nting machines ?. They make up 90% of the bookies profits. I have to my stupidity had my pants dropped and been rogered up the bottom many time on this machines from the Devil. It is no coincidence that the man who invented the roulette wheel made a deal with the Devil to sell his soul. Did you know the 37 numbers on a roulette wheel add up to 666 ?.

Its true check for yourself.

Anyone got any tales of their experiences on these Fixed Odds Terminal Bets ?.

Its Rando,.

Is it f***.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Anyone played these c*nting machines ?. They make up 90% of the bookies profits. I have to my stupidity had my pants dropped and been rogered up the bottom many time on this machines from the Devil. It is no coincidence that the man who invented the roulette wheel made a deal with the Devil to sell his soul. Did you know the 37 numbers on a roulette wheel add up to 666 ?.

Its true check for yourself.

Anyone got any tales of their experiences on these Fixed Odds Terminal Bets ?.

Its Rando,.

Is it f***.

Sounds like you're having a bad day Uncle.

 

[Jamon Jamon]

I've a simple question for anyone who has done their bollocks on these machines.

For whose benefit are they there?


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[seagullsovergrimsby]

You've got more chance of picking a winner at Cheltenham than walking away with more cash than you started with on those machines.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

If you win look at the balance that is just fantasy money NOT REAL however press that little button get your slip and the cash becomes real then you have a choice walk out or reinvest!!

 

[Jamon Jamon]

so you lost money, so what? I like to drink and drink a lot but when I puke up/ get beaten up/ lose my wallet/shit the bed etc etc It's my fault and my fault alone I don't come on here going on about it or blame the landlord for serving me or the good people at Kronenboug for making the beer taste so good

 

[patchamalbion]

i dont use them often,infact hardly ever.....but i swear when i do the chinky next to me is always winning. agree they are evil and shouldnt be touched

 

[Wardy]

I played one Tuesday. Had a £5 note after putting on my football bet. Put it in, played for about 10 minutes collected £50. Paid for a nice take away that night.

 

[Mackenzie]

I heard a quote about these that went something like, 'gambling is addictive and FOTB's are the crack cocaine of gambling.'

Leave them well alone, they'll ruin your life.

 

[ATFC Seagull]

I have no idea what we are on about - do you mean fruit machines?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

so you lost money, so what? I like to drink and drink a lot but when I puke up/ get beaten up/ lose my wallet/shit the bed etc etc It's my fault and my fault alone I don't come on here going on about it or blame the landlord for serving me or the good people at Kronenboug for making the beer taste so good

Says the man who's bonus is based on shop takings!!!

 

[Jamon Jamon]

Says the man who's bonus is based on shop takings!!!

lets get one thing straight, i never want to see anyone lose money they can't afford to, and i've never lied to any of my customers about the effect gaming machines have on a shops overall profit, however i strongly believe that it is up to the individual to choose what they do and therefore are wrong to blame Ladbrokes when they are skint, Phillip Morris when they get cancer or Stella Artois when they piss themselves or beat up the wife.

NB my bonus is not based on shop takings

 

[getreal1]

Anyone played these c*nting machines ?. They make up 90% of the bookies profits. I have to my stupidity had my pants dropped and been rogered up the bottom many time on this machines from the Devil. It is no coincidence that the man who invented the roulette wheel made a deal with the Devil to sell his soul. Did you know the 37 numbers on a roulette wheel add up to 666 ?.

Its true check for yourself.

Anyone got any tales of their experiences on these Fixed Odds Terminal Bets ?.

Its Rando,.

Is it f***.

How old are you, 12?

 

[Jamon Jamon]

How old are you, 12?

let's hope he was ID'd

 

[dougdeep]

You never see a bookie on a bike.

 

[Jamon Jamon]

You never see a bookie on a bike.

funny you should say that...

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[Cian]

Illegal here, weird to see some of the bookies still have tape markings on the floor and plug sockets laid out for the expectation that they were gonna be legalised a few years ago...

 

[chimneys]

Good news US- apparently there is a case going through the courts which if succesful means anyone playing one of these machines can claim their losses back owing to a typo on the warning on the back of the machine!!

 

[Jamon Jamon]

Good news US- apparently there is a case going through the courts which if succesful means anyone playing one of these machines can claim their losses back owing to a typo on the warning on the back of the machine!!

yeah, they only spelt 'bollocks' with one L


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[The Lemming Stomper]

Anyone played these c*nting machines ?. They make up 90% of the bookies profits. I have to my stupidity had my pants dropped and been rogered up the bottom many time on this machines from the Devil. It is no coincidence that the man who invented the roulette wheel made a deal with the Devil to sell his soul. Did you know the 37 numbers on a roulette wheel add up to 666 ?.

Its true check for yourself.

Anyone got any tales of their experiences on these Fixed Odds Terminal Bets ?.

Its Rando,.

Is it f***.

No way near 90% of bookies profits and they are random...

If you can't win then you are a shite punter..end of