rehearsals for pantomimes going jolly well
I find that picture quite alluring Les.
[*pleasedon'ttellmeshe's12*]
Oh, I see - it's really you. Nice skirt.
and you could get laid WHENEVER you wanted, and never have to buy a drink or a meal EVER again.
You would have to queue for a piss though, which must be a real drag.
I would well be a lesbian. Double boobs and fanny to play with. Unbelieve.
Whilst that does indeed sound like great fun, that is you thinking with your male brain. Once you had become a girl, of course, you might decide you don't like playing with boobs and would rather have a HUGE COCK stuck up you by a hairy man.
I don't like that now when it happens so why would I like it if I were a girl.
Because your head woould be full of GIRL HORMONES, which as well as making you view shopping as a leisure activity, find 'Eastenders' gripping, and render you incapable of reading a map or parking a car, will also make you desire COCK.
If you had to live in Grimsby , you would find that Blue Monday actually lasts for 365 days.Today is the most depressing day of the year when people reach rock bottom. I must admit this January is the most God awful month I can ever remember, this weather is just sooooooo depressing, a whole year of hard graft, everyone is skint, no one goes out.
What will you do to treat yourself today to get you through the day.
I am looking forward to a glass of Malt this evening and I may put on a cheery dvd.
Anyone else finding this month hard work.