"What have you been doing this afternoon dear?"
"Oh...you know...nothing really...."
"That's funny I could have sworn you were cleaning some jizz off your computer screen"
"Oh no! Honey! How could you say such a thing!"
"Well it wouldn't be the first time. Now, unlock the screen, there's a good boy......OH! It's the picture of us at Wembley! Oh, come here you big hunk of love...."
*DING DONG*
"Hold that thought dear..."
(Thirty seconds later)
"NIGEL! NIGEL! COME HERE NIGEL! WHY HAVE I JUST TAKEN DELIVERY OF 250 HAL AL PIZZAS AND A BLACK MAMBA?"
"Oh...you know...nothing really...."
"That's funny I could have sworn you were cleaning some jizz off your computer screen"
"Oh no! Honey! How could you say such a thing!"
"Well it wouldn't be the first time. Now, unlock the screen, there's a good boy......OH! It's the picture of us at Wembley! Oh, come here you big hunk of love...."
*DING DONG*
"Hold that thought dear..."
(Thirty seconds later)
"NIGEL! NIGEL! COME HERE NIGEL! WHY HAVE I JUST TAKEN DELIVERY OF 250 HAL AL PIZZAS AND A BLACK MAMBA?"