[Humour] "Bloody men.... Pub debate + Poll

[TomandJerry]

A fierce pub debate is just braking out between the bar man, the lady to my left (her name is Betty) is currently arguing that men can't multitask...

The old boy to my right (called Gary) says men can watch football and DIY at the same time (also saying "who needs instructions when it comes to Ikea flatpack" but that's another debate)

Barman is claiming he is multitasking by listening to her whine and still be able to pull the pints (poor chap!)

Also this is braking out without the gaggle of people currently outside smoking coming back in!

So, what say you, NSC's finest pub debaters?

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Take your foot off the brake.

 

[dazzer6666]

Can’t vote now, watching the rugby

 

[BN9 BHA]

My idea of multitasking is listening to the radio and making toast.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Men don't multi task. We do one thing at a time and we do it well

 

[Questions]

This generation

 

[Sheebo]

What’s a man?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I can listen to music, read NSC and ignore the missus all at the same time. While eating a sandwich. Gangsta.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

A guy I used to worked with summed it up when he complained "I can't do one thing at once!"

 

[schmunk]

My wife never watches TV fully, she's always doing something else at the same time. That's not a life.

 

[A mex eyecan]

Women can multitask purely because they don’t know how to prioritise******

*****
My wife has proven she certainly can multitask having just read my post by
Smashing me in the eye
Kneeing me in the meat and two veg
yanking a tuft out of my scalp
pouring a glass of red wine down my neck
and call me every name under the sun.

why i prove men can only do one thing at a time by just shouting ‘what the feck’ and being completely unable to do anything else at all

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

There’s no way I could have worked in any restaurant kitchen without being able to multitask.

 

[Petunia]

Oh, I don’t know. My old man can fart and snore at the same time

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

There’s no way I could have worked in any restaurant kitchen without being able to multitask.

Now is not the time for serious replies. Schoolboy error

 

[Pevenseagull]

I just realised that I'm really not interested in rugby at the same time as running through the options that would improve the margarita I was drinking while using a high resistance mini exercise bicycle.

 

[Bodian]

My wife gets completely confused if she has to multitask. For instance, I told her to sit down and shut up. She failed to do either.....

 

[Guinness Boy]

I've managed to read this thread and stay awake at the same time and now I'm doing the same with regards to replying to it. I probably need a medal of some sort.

 

[CaptainDaveUK]

I can shave, sing and reminisce about the Albion all at the same time!

 

[KZNSeagull]

Knitting and talking crap at the same time is not multitasking.

 

[raymondo]

What’s a man?

Someone who identifies as a single-tasker