[Humour] Bloody Kids With Their "Can I Have Your Shirt" Signs!

[Jack Straw]

He could at least have spelt his name correctly!

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Love it that a Manure kid wants a Brighton player's shirt.

But first, get him kitted out in our club shop with a change of allegiances first ...

Got the scowl-face of a young PPF too ....

EDIT: Yes, I can see it's been photoshopped ...

 

[Bry Nylon]

Doctored sign above not withstanding, it’s always the lack of “please may I have…” that pisses me off. Grasping little *****.

If I was the object of such a sign, I’d walk over after the final whistle and say, “if you’d asked politely then I may have said yes. But seeing as you’re holding up what is verging on a ransom demand, you can **** off.”

Different times, I guess

 

[SK1NT]

all probably all end up on ebay. Cheeky little man ure fan.

 

[LamieRobertson]

He could at least have spelt his name correctly!

I get it all the time …pain ..I’ve only the one shirt n all

 

[Bry Nylon]

I get it all the time …pain ..I’ve only the one shirt n all

You should just start saying no, Lamie. You’ll catch your death.

 

[LamieRobertson]

You should just start saying no, Lamie. You’ll catch your death.

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Dam…I told the lady customer no photos

 

[A mex eyecan]

You should just start saying no, Lamie. You’ll catch your death.

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A. what’s red and throbs between a gardeners legs?

A. A suffolk punch mower in full flow

 

[Official Old Man]

"HEH RONALDO, RONNIE, HEH HELLO, HELLOOOOO, PLEASE MR RONALDO. Can you ask Lewis if I can have his shirt"

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I was thinking of bringing 'Ronaldo, can I burn your shirt' written in felt pen on a bit of cardboard, just to see if I could get it on MOTD, then I simply forgot.

 

[DavidRyder]

So did anyone actually get Ronaldo's shirt, or were all the cardboard and felt tips used in vain?

 

[zeemeeuw]

So did anyone actually get Ronaldo's shirt, or were all the cardboard and felt tips used in vain?

Think it's still in Dunk's pocket.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I had my “Yves, please can I have your white Gucci man bag?” sign ready for the final game.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

it's always the lack of “please may I have…” that pisses me off. Grasping little *****

Noted.

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

Those signs are all completely wrong. In modern parlance, "Can I GET your shirt?" shurely?

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

The fact that so many of these shirts are appearing on ebay is what would make me think, that as a player, i'd much rather give my shirt to someone not asking for it

 

[Stato]

I was thinking of bringing 'Ronaldo, can I burn your shirt' written in felt pen on a bit of cardboard, just to see if I could get it on MOTD, then I simply forgot.

My friend's son had knocked up one that said 'Ronaldo! Please don't smash my phone.'

 

[Dick Swiveller]

My friend's son had knocked up one that said 'Ronaldo! Please don't smash my phone.'

Just a shame his rubbish cousin, Ronalod played instead.

 

[dejavuatbtn]

When I were a lad it was an autograph which cost nothing. Kids today ………………

 

[portlock seagull]

None of these kids will fit the shirt anyway, obvious they’re selling them. Sort of to be expected amongst todays entitled pompous brats and their narcissist parents who encourage this behaviour. Besides, should be up chimneys not being fed chips, burgers and pop to fill a 4hr “gap” in their obesity schedule whilst openly begging. No pride. No manners. And that’s just the parents!