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[Other Sport] Bloody cyclist riding on the pavement

























Blue&WhiteSea

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Jul 5, 2003
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Whether they ride on the pavement, or the road, cyclists have definately become a problem.
Care to elaborate?
Probably worth doing so on a thread where it is relevant though, you may not have noticed but this one was the opportunity to be shocked/laugh at the misfortune of a pro cyclist causing a major pile-up!
 


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Arthur

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Jul 8, 2003
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Buxted Harbour
Whether they ride on the pavement, or the road, cyclists have definately become a problem.
Only yesterday I had three lycra clad wankers riding 3 abreast along a residential street that has mainly victorian built houses so few driveways, consequently lots of cars parked on the road and very few passing opportunities. These wankers were having a chat and had the audacity to give me the old nescafe shuffle when I gave them a blast of my horn. If you want to have a chat go to the pub like normal people.
 




Fignon's Ponytail

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Only yesterday I had three lycra clad wankers riding 3 abreast along a residential street that has mainly victorian built houses so few driveways, consequently lots of cars parked on the road and very few passing opportunities. These wankers were having a chat and had the audacity to give me the old nescafe shuffle when I gave them a blast of my horn. If you want to have a chat go to the pub like normal people.
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Harry Wilson's tackle

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Only yesterday I had three lycra clad wankers riding 3 abreast along a residential street that has mainly victorian built houses so few driveways, consequently lots of cars parked on the road and very few passing opportunities. These wankers were having a chat and had the audacity to give me the old nescafe shuffle when I gave them a blast of my horn. If you want to have a chat go to the pub like normal people.
I was held up for 15 or 20 seconds on the way to the football the other day by a cyclist. I was absolutely livid.

Oh, hang on. No, actually I wasn't.

I though the original post was very amusing, @Stat Brother. Wasn't you, was it? ??? :lolol:
 


Arthur

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Jul 8, 2003
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Buxted Harbour
I was held up for 15 or 20 seconds on the way to the football the other day by a cyclist. I was absolutely livid.

Oh, hang on. No, actually I wasn't.

I though the original post was very amusing, @Stat Brother. Wasn't you, was it? ??? :lolol:
My life went on. Still can't believe the bloke had the audacity to call me a wanker when he was a grown man dressed up likely a bogey and on a push bike.
 








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My life went on. Still can't believe the bloke had the audacity to call me a wanker when he was a grown man dressed up likely a bogey and on a push bike.
It's the testosterone caused by the exertion.

A work mate of mind was a distance runner. By the end of his run he was so testosterated he could literally shove people out of his path, only to confess, shamfaced, an hour later over a cup of lovely tea.

I'm not sure I have ever exerted myself to sufficient extent to cross that particular rubicon but I'm assured that it happens.

(I hope you flipped them the bird :lolol: :wink: )
 




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