Blokes : Peeing sitting down

[Shooting Star]

The Three Benefits of the Sit Down Wee

1. Comfortable
2. Less risky
3. Widens options

 

[Knocky's Nose]

I almost always have a 'lazy wee' at home. I usually string it out to get some peace and solitude, and having two hands free means you can go on your phone. Win/Win.

 

[The Rivet]

Piss however, in whatever way, with whoever but please PISS off!

 

[TomandJerry]

I am proud to be a stander

 

[Madafwo]

Ever since my wife gave birth to our son I have found that I sit down more, and spend a lot of time in the bathroom. Sometimes I spend so long sat there my legs go dead and it is difficult to stand up again.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Ever since my wife gave birth to our son I have found that I sit down more, and spend a lot of time in the bathroom. Sometimes I spend so long sat there my legs go dead and it is difficult to stand up again.

I did the "zombie shuffle" many times when mine were nippers. I'm with ya' Brother...

 

[surlyseagull]

A big mistake I made was purchasing a grey suit. If you want to know how much splash back generates from the urinal buy one. You and everyone else can see every last bit of piss.

If that doesn't make you sit down, nothing will.

Worst thing when standing at said urinal is when a bloke stands next to you and has a weeks piss in him and continues to blast urine out at gawd knows how many miles an hour and splashes everyone in the fkin near vicinity .

Oh my days !!

 

[Mellotron]

Can do, but a danger of the under-carriage touching the uuuuurrrrgggghhh w.c.

This - in a public toilet - is the stuff of nightmares.