Blokes : Peeing sitting down

[Eric Youngs Contact Lense]

Am now converted to sitting down every time I need a pee (unless facilities don't offer this comfort), whereas as a younger chap, standing up was the norm! I initially thought it was a chance to take my phone in and keep abreast on NSC, but realize that actually, since my kids were born (almost 20 years ago), I think it's more to do with simple quiet time.. is it an age thing, a lazy thing or just me?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

At work, stand up wee.

At home. Sit down every time.







Or In the kitchen sink if I can't be arsed to go upstairs.

 

[Mackenzie]

Well it's how the Germans do it, you'll be inspecting your poo's next.

 

[MattBackHome]

Started doing it 3 years ago when my daughter was born so as not to wake her up with the sound of the TORRENT of PISS. Got in the habit and bloody love it now, even thought it;s unnecessary.

 

[Eric Youngs Contact Lense]

At work, stand up wee.

At home. Sit down every time.







Or In the kitchen sink if I can't be arsed to go upstairs.

.. and the shower??

 

[Mellotron]

Some urinals aren't the comfiest

 

[Weststander]

Can do, but a danger of the under-carriage touching the uuuuurrrrgggghhh w.c.

 

[Eric Youngs Contact Lense]

Started doing it 3 years ago when my daughter was born so as not to wake her up with the sound of the TORRENT of PISS. Got in the habit and bloody love it now, even thought it;s unnecessary.

That's me.. get quite disappointed if I cant park myself and have to stand..

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Well it's how the Germans do it, you'll be inspecting your poo's next.

Which, of course, you should do every time. First identifier of bowel cancer and if you're quick to the quacks it could save your life, or certainly increase its expectancy.

 

[beorhthelm]

sit at night and first of the morning, who wants to try aiming while half-asleep?

 

[BNthree]

Depends on the state of the bog.

 

[Brovion]

I'm the same as any other normal bloke - I stand in the doorway and aim in the general direction of the bowl.

 

[BBassic]

Sit down wee when drunk because I'm more likely to drop my phone down the loo if I'm standing up.

 

[GT49er]

Do both (but not at the same time).

 

[Eric Youngs Contact Lense]

Do both (but not at the same time).

what influences the decision for you and what do you prefer?

 

[HastingsSeagull]

I do it a lot at home but most public ones I'd rather stand. We get a fair few of the signs instructing you how to stand (mostly saying not on top of the loo) but not as many as there were in China where they were likely needed but was always a little man watching you and barging past to mop up the moment you finish anyway.

 

[Titanic]

[MOD] Would you like me to merge this with the LGBTQ thread? [/MOD]

 

[Napper]

skin on public toilet seats !!

may as well enter into bumming

 

[Everest]

Depends on the state of the bog.

Why did I read that as "Depends on the state of the dog"?

 

[grubbyhands]

Hmmm. If you are 6 foot four the collateral "piss-bounce" can become an issue so it's sit down for me.