Blocked toilets

[Durlston]

Toilet now flushing very smoothly. Turns out it was days of paper building up and a used condom put down there - not by me! Cause of the problem certainly. The unblocking was described as "Like scooping out rice pudding with a spoon." I am still in tears through laughing so much.

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

Isn't that a called a courtesy flush or summat?

How about a courtesy flush there partner

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[brighton_girl87]

Durlo you are disgusting!

 

[Don Quixote]

Stick your arm down there.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Stick your arm down there.

Then lick it

 

[Don Quixote]

Then lick it

Then stick it up your arse phhwwaaa. I am off to do that right now.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Why don't you just stick your arm in me?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

These are great. EVERY home should have one. They only cost a few pounds and if you need one, you don't want to have to leave the blockage to go out and buy one. Also good for blocked sinks and drains that need a bit of encouragment.

D'ya know if they're any good for constipation?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

D'ya know if they're any good for constipation?

Or emergency contraception?

 

[El Presidente]

A lot of problems are caused by the Mr Whippy dilemma. You're half way through an enormous dump and the choice is:

1: Continue to strain and try to lay a loaf in the stylee of an ice cream man knocking out a 99. This risks producing a DREADNOUGHT that not only blocks the pan, but also requires a call to the local coastguard to warn shipping about a dangerous floating object that could entangle their propellors.

2: Tighten the nipsy and cut the turd in half. This reduces the need for a treble pull on the Shanks arm, but is intrinsically less satisfying.

 

[1066gull]

there is one at work, i tried doing it myself but yeh nearly flooded the whole place


dirty council administrators

and theres a lady in there who always leaves the window open!!!

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

four wipes should adequate to clean the rectal area after defeacation unless you have had a big session on the guinners followed by a bowl of paella,if you are forced to wipe more than four times on a regular basis you should attend your doctors surgery for a pooh test, alternatively you can test the wipe-ability level of your pooh by sticking a small lump(about the size of a grape) to a smooth vertical surface such as a window or the front of the fridge, if it stays put for longer longer than a minute , you need to drink more water.

Who in their right mind would put their shit on a window/fridge and time it??

I now have this image of NSC followers plastering crap all over their windows and fridges with stopwatches in their hand.

I pray Rumble doesn't read this thread...

 

[KneeOn]

there is one at work, i tried doing it myself but yeh nearly flooded the whole place


dirty council administrators

and theres a lady in there who always leaves the window open!!!

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

There is someone at our office who always leaves a bowl full of "Bangers & Mash" - very inconsiderate

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

and theres a lady in there who always leaves the window open!!!

Be grateful, at a place I used to work at some bird used to leave the toilet smelling of crab.

Grotty cow.

 

[sydney]

i went on a boys night out to burswood casino in perth a while back,gets to about five am and i'm looking for a clean surfacegone in one of many crappers ,only to find a rumbold ,in a pint glass inside a clip seal bag (ounce size) i left said cubicle and went into the next one , only to find a traffic cone with some kind of wig in it with another rumbold smashed on top.........i could only surmise that there was some sort of pooh party going on........strange eh...?