Blasted Pine Needles

[Beach Hut]

I've been round the house three times, invested in a new hoover and still they keep appearing after removing the Xmas tree.

 

[Race]

a man that hoovers, i like it!

 

[Wardy]

I've been round the house three times, invested in a new hoover and still they keep appearing after removing the Xmas tree.

The last time I had a real tree was 3 years ago. I still find needles now after I have got the decorations out.

 

[Wardy]

a man that hoovers, i like it!

In my house if I did not do the hoovering, washing cooking etc, then it would not get done since my missies is a lazy mare.

 

[Race]

men should be self sufficent! housework should be taught to all young males before leaving school......and they shouldnt be allowed to leave unless they have passed and exam in the art of domestic chores!

 

[pasty]

Did ours this morning. Challenged Mrs Pasty & little Step-Pasty if they could find a pine needle in the carpet I'd eat it.

Guess what I've got for dinner tonight?

 

[dougdeep]

I've just baked a cake. Shall I bring some tomorrow?

 

[Wardy]

I've just baked a cake. Shall I bring some tomorrow?

Okay and I will bring a thermos of tea.

 

[dougdeep]

Okay and I will bring a thermos of tea.

Don't forget the blankets to put over our knees. It might turn chilly!

 

[Race]

just bring a picnic basket and have done with it!

 

[Beach Hut]

a man that hoovers, i like it!

Don't bother me

 

[Wardy]

just bring a picnic basket and have done with it!

Will you bring the Champagne or can we use Tank's man of the match bottle?

 

[Yorkie]

I've got a tartan blanket, can I join in?



(we have an artificial tree)
Ned hoovers as I have RSI in my elbow

 

[Beach Hut]

I've got a tartan blanket, can I join in?



(we have an artificial tree)
Ned hoovers as I have RSI in my elbow

Err no as you have a fake Xmas tree

 

[Race]

yes but which bottle would you like?!!!! but no under age drinking....its not allowed

 

[dougdeep]

I have RSI in my elbow

You should cut down on the typing!

 

[Wardy]

yes but which bottle would you like?!!!! but no under age drinking....its not allowed

Im 33 on Tuesday, I think I am allowed to drink.

 

[Race]

nothing wrong with fake xmas trees........ but if getting a real one next year means that tank will hoover i will get 2 of em!

 

[Wardy]

nothing wrong with fake xmas trees........ but if getting a real one next year means that tank will hoover i will get 2 of em!

What hoovers? Is that the new "in" thing. His and Hers hoovers

 

[Race]

yes wardy i know you are an adult, but i just meant any under 18's who think they could join in with the picnic!