Blair unveils his 'suspect' plans

[perseus]

Blair unveils his 'suspect' plans



Blair's speech
People could be evicted from their own homes for three months if the neighbours start to gang up on them because they don't like them. send them back to London.
Police could also get new powers to deliver on-the-spot fines, which they can use to harass people they don't like.

The plan would also allow the public to grill police (using the same barbecues they use on detained suspects) about anti-social behaviour (e.g. supporting Palace or Chelsea) and they can proscribe any behaviour they want whether or not it is within the law doesn't matter and the local vigilantes are allowed to track you down.

Mr Blair said the plans were not a "gimmick" but would help "harass and get rid of any dissenters and enemies".

Ministers are now consulting on extending the idea so people can be evicted from their homes for three months, the mastermind plan for solving the housing problem.

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Original at:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4595788.stm

 

[Chesney Christ 1]

Ooh, satire. Hilarious.

 

[Rougvie]

Obviously you havent lived next door to people who have gone out of their way to make your life a complete misery, I know someone who has.

What a C.U.N.T you really are.

 

[perseus]

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Obviously you havent lived next door to people who have gone out of their way to make your life a complete misery, I know someone who has.

What a C.U.N.T you really are.

Seconded

 

[perseus]

So if you have an argument with a neighbour, do you get all the neighbours to wage a hate campaign?


I have lived above a nuisance neighbour and it was hell. I have also been subject to a "hate" campaign by a couple of lesbians.

Not much to choose between it really.

It was all solved when the nuisance neighbours and the lesbians fell out and all hell broke loose and I was not the target.

Nuisance neighbours can also use the social workers to aid and abet their nuisance, so you can get both nuisance neighbours and harassment at the same time.

But most of all it is the ganging up my people against other people that causes the problems, whether it is against a football stadium at the bottom of the road, whether it is a large family with dogs and broken down cars, or somebody does not like the shape of your hedge, bicycle parking, repairing the boat in the front yard, feeding the iguana live cockroaches, or the pet goat. Some people.

 

[Lokki 7]

What a C.U.N.T you really are.

I don't often agree with you but you're spot on here.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

perseus,Did the lesbians fall out with each other or of each other?

 

[perseus]

perseus,Did the lesbians fall out with each other or of each other?

Dunno. They called the Police and accused my of stealing their puddy cat.

I could not keep the pussy out.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Dunno. They called the Police and accused my of stealing their puddy cat.

I could not keep the pussy out.

were they tidy ,lovelly looking lezzers like page three girls?or big fat hairy c nts?

 

[perseus]

were they tidy ,lovelly looking lezzers like page three girls?or big fat hairy c nts?

Bit like LDC. Hide behind their neatly trimmed hedge and the dyke was spiteful. Skirt was OK.

 

[Chesney Christ 1]

I have also been subject to a "hate" campaign by a couple of lesbians.

Why do I find that sentence so funny? Something very Alan Partridge/Chris Morris about the bluntness of it all.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I've heard Blair speak on this one and I'm in full agreement.

It's about time we started getting Chav Britain under control. Part of the problem is that the powers New Labour haven given the police / courts / social services don't seem to be exercised enough, i.e. ASBOs.

 

[perseus]

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[Seagull Stew]

You will still be allowed to defend yourself in court if you are given an on the spot fine if you feel you have done nothing wrong.

As for neighbours ganging up on someone just because they don't like them, purgery is not a crime to be sniffed at!

 

[perseus]

You will still be allowed to defend yourself in court if you are given an on the spot fine if you feel you have done nothing wrong.

As for neighbours ganging up on someone just because they don't like them, purgery is not a crime to be sniffed at!

Better purge the village of all the chavs. Send them on day trips to the Lewes Magistrates Court, past the brand new stadium.

 

[enigma]

Obviously you havent lived next door to people who have gone out of their way to make your life a complete misery, I know someone who has.

What a C.U.N.T you really are.

agree 100%. Judas bastard.

 

[Mr Burns]

Blair unveils his 'suspect' plans

Shouldn't take much notice of Blai. That soppy xxxx unveils more plans than Baldrick.

You only need to worry about his 'plans' if he actually followed one through, which is highly unlikely, unless Bush wants us to invade some other country for him.

 

[perseus]

Re: Re: Blair unveils his 'suspect' plans

Shouldn't take much notice of Blai. That soppy xxxx unveils more plans than Baldrick.

You only need to worry about his 'plans' if he actually followed one through, which is highly unlikely, unless Bush wants us to invade some other country for him.

An American PR firm is fronting the plans. But I expect you are right. It is just window dressing.

 

[TSB]

Obviously you havent lived next door to people who have gone out of their way to make your life a complete misery, I know someone who has.

What a C.U.N.T you really are.

I've lived next to a family who were nuisance neighbours. The bloke smashed my front door and threatened,the wife played music at 7am,shouted "Who's gonna get it? YOU!" through the wall at me and also tried to have me arrested and my brother suspended/taken into care.

Yet i still found what perseus said hilarious.

I think some people need to grow a funny bone...it's not like he was "doing a kaney" is it?