Black Monday

[Uncle Spielberg]

Uncle Spielberg, I do wonder about you sometimes.

I am in a good spirits,sorry to boast, but I did win my Hereford bet on Satadee and that tidy sum will be put to use on Tuesday when I can watch the Luton match knowing that I took a paid day from work to go.

I worry about myself.

My realtionship is OVER.

My business has been decimated.

Brighton are SHIT.

The country is going to the Dogs.

I am 46 and past it.

Apart from that life is fine and Dandy.

 

[vegster]

Today is the most depressing day of the year.

Is anyone NOT depressed today ?.

Is ANYTHING good happening to anyone.

I had a nice run along Worthing seafront when the sun was shining.. had a nice relaxing bath afterwards.. did a little shopping and had some nice food.... going to crack a nice bottle or two of beer and look forward to the Mersey derby... life is sweet.. mind you, I do have to go to work 3 days this week.. sigh

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I had a nice run along Worthing seafront when the sun was shining.. had a nice relaxing bath afterwards.. did a little shopping and had some nice food.... going to crack a nice bottle or two of beer and look forward to the Mersey derby... life is sweet.. mind you, I do have to go to work 3 days this week.. sigh

 

[defrocked priest]

I worry about myself.( In what way? suicidal) ?

My realtionship is OVER.(we've all been there, time heals all wounds)

My business has been decimated.(being in a profession so closely knit to banks,that's a shame)

Brighton are SHIT.(especially at home)

The country is going to the Dogs.( econimic cycle which will upright itself)

I am 46 and past it.( I'm 45, what are you implying?)

Apart from that life is fine and Dandy.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

I worry about myself.

My realtionship is OVER.

My business has been decimated.

Brighton are SHIT.

The country is going to the Dogs.

I am 46 and past it.

Apart from that life is fine and Dandy.

US

1) get another relationship

2) Yours is the sort of business that can recover as quick as it retracted. Do something else or as well as in the meantime. Deliver pizzas if you have to.

3) The country went to the dogs a long time ago - emigrate if you think its that bad - but its not, its just a bit shit at the moment.

4) You are only as old as the woman you feel - so go back to item 1

 

[El Presidente]

I had a really enjoyable poo today. Firm, two logs, one a depth charge and the other a reasonable follow up. Clean wipes and the nipsy is looking sparkling.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

I had a really enjoyable poo today. Firm, two logs, one a depth charge and the other a reasonable follow up. Clean wipes and the nipsy is looking sparkling.

That'll cheer him up

 

[NMH]

You people need to find joy in the simpler things of life, and the overall big picture about yourselves.

Some people don't make it to your age.
Some people do, but are confined to a bed and incapable.
Many cannot have a computer to blubber about their misfortunes on websites.
There are people in abject suffering, because they had their family killed and their house razed to the ground thanks to Israelis.
Some suffer mental and physical tortures, under the bullying of military overlords or invaders.
Some are dying from wasting disease, or in constant pain from something that is incurable and terminal.

Even if you lost every possession, YOU can say "I had those possessions, many others have not. I can get new possessions or decide to live without - but I can and will live and prosper again because I survive".
Even if you 'lost' a relationship, you can rest in the knowledge that a relationship not agreed by both parties is unhealthy and unreal. You and they may still go on, and will still have experienced the pleasures of previous love.

William Blake wrote;
He who binds to himself a joy,
does the winged life destroy.
Who will kiss the joy as it flies,
lives in an eternal sunrise.

Confuscious said;
The best revenge, is to live a happy life.

NMH says;
Live.

 

[franks brother]

tell me why i don't like Mondays?

 

[queens park pete]

You people need to find joy in the simpler things of life, and the overall big picture about yourselves.

Some people don't make it to your age.
Some people do, but are confined to a bed and incapable.
Many cannot have a computer to blubber about their misfortunes on websites.
There are people in abject suffering, because they had their family killed and their house razed to the ground thanks to Israelis.
Some suffer mental and physical tortures, under the bullying of military overlords or invaders.
Some are dying from wasting disease, or in constant pain from something that is incurable and terminal.

Even if you lost every possession, YOU can say "I had those possessions, many others have not. I can get new possessions or decide to live without - but I can and will live and prosper again because I survive".
Even if you 'lost' a relationship, you can rest in the knowledge that a relationship not agreed by both parties is unhealthy and unreal. You and they may still go on, and will still have experienced the pleasures of previous love.

William Blake wrote;
He who binds to himself a joy,
does the winged life destroy.
Who will kiss the joy as it flies,
lives in an eternal sunrise.

Confuscious said;
The best revenge, is to live a happy life.

NMH says;
Live.

Wise words, NMH!

Or as the Mother in law says, Count your blessings.

(Not that she said that when I ravished her daughter).

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

You people need to find joy in the simpler things of life, and the overall big picture about yourselves.

Some people don't make it to your age.
Some people do, but are confined to a bed and incapable.
Many cannot have a computer to blubber about their misfortunes on websites.
There are people in abject suffering, because they had their family killed and their house razed to the ground thanks to Israelis.
Some suffer mental and physical tortures, under the bullying of military overlords or invaders.
Some are dying from wasting disease, or in constant pain from something that is incurable and terminal.

Even if you lost every possession, YOU can say "I had those possessions, many others have not. I can get new possessions or decide to live without - but I can and will live and prosper again because I survive".
Even if you 'lost' a relationship, you can rest in the knowledge that a relationship not agreed by both parties is unhealthy and unreal. You and they may still go on, and will still have experienced the pleasures of previous love.

William Blake wrote;
He who binds to himself a joy,
does the winged life destroy.
Who will kiss the joy as it flies,
lives in an eternal sunrise.

Confuscious said;
The best revenge, is to live a happy life.

NMH says;
Live.

Wise words form a Man of the World.

 

[Bluejuice]

I woke up with a pretty hot girl wrapped around me and then bunked college, watched a load of 24, napped and eventually got up to watch the Liverpool v Everton game.

All in all it's been rather a good day by my books

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Apparently this is the most depressing day of the year but spare a thought for those who experience 365 depressing days a year - by having to live in Grimsby.

 

[Vicar!]

Well it had a spectacular start in Bridge Road, Worthing. A car crash outside my window at 08.20. Car went into a brick wall of a neighbour.

 

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Don't saaaaaay a prayer for me now, save it til the morning afterrrr

 

[The Merry Prankster]

I worry about myself.

My realtionship is OVER.

My business has been decimated.

Brighton are SHIT.

The country is going to the Dogs.

I am 46 and past it.

Apart from that life is fine and Dandy.

If it was only decimated you probably wouldn't be complaining ( Decimate - to reduce by one tenth).

Just wanted toi get that in early before TLO spotted it.