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Piss up her arse!!
It's times like these that you gotta think of what Richard Keys would want you to do.........
At 18, no doubt she's had more cock than you've had clopper!
Go for it, you may learn some new tricks.
Piss up her arse!!
Can't see a problem there's only 10 years difference if it was alright for Ginger Chris Evans at 32 to date billie Piper at 17 you've got no worries lots of younger girls like a mature older man especially one with loads of cash
Definitely give her one at the very least.
Because they get to sit back and watch while countless people write pages upon pages of innuendoes, lurid suggestions, moral claptrap and even advice for someone who is probably so sad and desperate they make up some story about their enviously colourful love life.
Right, lets get back to it. These pages aren't going to write themselves.
Right. My "Friend" has Got abit of a problem. Here goes.
"He" has know known this girl and her family for the longest time now. The other night she admitted to "him" that she had developed feelings for "Him". This Is where It gets kinda complicated. My "Friend" Is 29 and she Is 18. What does my "Friend" do In this situation? Go with "His" Instinct and go with her or would you be on to say she Is too young ect.
"He" Would be very greatfull for any advice or tips on how to deal with It.[/QUOTE
With a really fit 18 year old bird that's likely to get you over excited, it's worth knocking one out shortly before so you're a bit numb, but with a pig of a 18 year old it's as well to avoid all drink, caffeine and wanking a day before hand. The exception to this is with a really bad pig, in which case you have to strike the balance between drinking enough to make her a stunner and staying awake.
It's worth having a stunner or two in the 'wank bank' so you can shut your eyes and poke the pig again quickly.
I would finger her.