Birthday Surprise!

[kingcole]

Probably not what ATC is for, but am still fairly staggered the OP has the hump!

Just imagine if every STH wanted this?

Somewhere in the region of 350,000 autographs would be required, or over 1000 every day!

Birthday surprise

 

[WhingForPresident]

What a google Go off and support Lewes if you want that kind of treatment..

 

[gripper stebson]

Ridiculous.

Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me.

 

[John Bumlick]

i bet the west ham shirt he refers to was 'autographed' eleven times by someone in the club shop....

 

[upthealbion1970]

Wow

Just wow

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

He may be surprised that we don't just dish out signed shits willy nilly. But he well definitely be surprised when his long suffering girlfriend realises he's a **** and leaves him!

 

[gripper stebson]

Could she not bid on one of these charity auctions the club do.

Poor cow.

 

[Acker79]

I'm so used to 'disgusted' being spelled as 'discusted' that it actually looks like a typo when it's spelled correctly.

 

[John Bumlick]

damn, i wish i could reply to that ATC thread...

 

[Sheebo]

Ffs. It's easy to get signatures just go training ground one morning or arrive early at the Amex one game...

 

[Lush]

Or buy a signed shirt on eBay

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

He may be surprised that we don't just dish out signed shits willy nilly. But he well definitely be surprised when his long suffering girlfriend realises he's a **** and leaves him!

I would rather not have a signed shit. It would be a bit smelly, certainly initially. And it would have to be a pretty big one to take all those signatures. The pen would sink in, too, and blue or black ink wouldn't show up very well against the brown.

 

[D Block blue]

He may be surprised that we don't just dish out signed shits willy nilly.

I would be surprised too!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'm so used to 'disgusted' being spelled as 'discusted' that it actually looks like a typo when it's spelled correctly.

Oh defiantly.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Oh defiantly.

Shouldn't that be definAtely

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Shouldn't that be definAtely

Yes, defianteley

 

[mistahclarke]

Or buy a signed shirt on eBay

I've got 15 on there from all my birthdays this year.

 

[brightn'ove]

He may be surprised that we don't just dish out signed shits willy nilly. But he well definitely be surprised when his long suffering girlfriend realises he's a **** and leaves him!

Send me a cheque for £40 and i'll send you a signed shit right away.

I've got one brewing right now.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Boring Goring ; Town, Horse, Residents

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Send me a cheque for £40 and i'll send you a signed shit right away.

I've got one brewing right now.

Could you sign these please...