Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
It's like charging people £500 a night to stay at a shit little B&B. Sounds impressive but when you get there it's a f***ing great disappointment.
I would hope that no Englishman is mug enough to pay £500 to stay at a shit little B&B...but of course I am unable to pass comment on whether anyone from other parts of the UK would be willing to do so.