Hannibal smith
New member
After I left Uni I got a job working on the pleasure cruisers in Windsor. 2 of us were bored one afternoon when we had a private party on board. To liven things up we decided to take one of the sharpest bends on the Thames, Clewer point, at the quickest speed we could manage.
Half way round the bend we heard this almighty crash from above us and quickly lowered our speed and went upstairs to see what was going on. The sight that greated me was 4 broken plastic chair legs in different areas on the boat. The base of the chair was on the floor and in it was a fat women with an uncannily resembalcne to Jo Brand stuck like a Tortoise on its back with 2 grown men trying to pull her out.
After the inevitable complaint we were hauled in front of the owner for an explanantion. Before I could say anything mu colleague described it as 'It was the chair man, It couldn't take the pressure' I pissed myself laughing and spent the next week cleaning boat shitters and painting hulls.
Half way round the bend we heard this almighty crash from above us and quickly lowered our speed and went upstairs to see what was going on. The sight that greated me was 4 broken plastic chair legs in different areas on the boat. The base of the chair was on the floor and in it was a fat women with an uncannily resembalcne to Jo Brand stuck like a Tortoise on its back with 2 grown men trying to pull her out.
After the inevitable complaint we were hauled in front of the owner for an explanantion. Before I could say anything mu colleague described it as 'It was the chair man, It couldn't take the pressure' I pissed myself laughing and spent the next week cleaning boat shitters and painting hulls.