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Big game hunter killed by elephant



Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
NSC Patron
Oct 27, 2003
21,526
The arse end of Hangleton
Are you trying to be ironic or just stupid? Do you think anyone wants to dish out "approved" insults?

You know what Headhunters are/where? Maybe like the type of people who snear that international football is a substitute for war "as if thats a bad thing" are no different to those who just snear at animal trophy hunting instead human trophy hunting.

Hunting animals only is a mark of civilisation, your ignorance wont change that.

It can only be :tosser:or :fishing:.... I go for the later.
 




symyjym

Banned
Nov 2, 2009
13,138
Brighton / Hove actually
Are you trying to be ironic or just stupid? Do you think anyone wants to dish out "approved" insults?

You know what Headhunters are/where? Maybe like the type of people who snear that international football is a substitute for war "as if thats a bad thing" are no different to those who just snear at animal trophy hunting instead human trophy hunting.

Hunting animals only is a mark of civilisation, your ignorance wont change that.

There are clever ways of insulting people and using "retard" is not one of them, rat brain. It is clear that your ignorance will not play a part in an advanced civilisation.
 


Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,653
Hither (sometimes Thither)
It's not a sport though. Think of it like this. Give the elephant a gun. Then and only then It's a sport. Sports are competitive. Not this. Hunting for fun is fecking cruel beyond belief. (Oh and i know in real life an elephant cant carry a gun. I was just using that as an example.)

With just a tad more evolution the giant-skulled 'phant will have developed a relationship with 2-inch long trunk-cleaning scorpions that curl into balls and withstand high-speed travel with one super-blast from facegun to hunter's puncturable and poisonable faces. That should even things up a bit. Come on time and nature, do your jobs!
 


looney

Banned
Jul 7, 2003
15,652
There are clever ways of insulting people and using "retard" is not one of them, rat brain. It is clear that your ignorance will not play a part in an advanced civilisation.

Thats your opinion douche pickle, and your crying about it wont bother me one bit.
 






BadFish

Huge Member
Oct 19, 2003
18,204
Easy to mock when you have a full belly and empty head.

I didn't mention food in my post dimwit, dont assume about people well above your paygrade. What do you think the Ultimate safari is?

My god you are an embarrassment. Surely at least one of your universities taught you about inference if you didn't manage to pick it up at primary school.
 


dangull

Well-known member
Feb 24, 2013
5,161
What a hero someone is that can kill an unarmed elephant from 200 metres away with a rifle.

In this situation like the bull fighting, ashamedly, I hope the animal gets the better of my fellow human.
 














Mr Putdown

Well-known member
Jan 26, 2004
2,901
Christchurch
With just a tad more evolution the giant-skulled 'phant will have developed a relationship with 2-inch long trunk-cleaning scorpions that curl into balls and withstand high-speed travel with one super-blast from facegun to hunter's puncturable and poisonable faces. That should even things up a bit. Come on time and nature, do your jobs!

That's evolution for you, it ignores human assumptions of good and bad. :)
 




Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
Are you trying to be ironic or just stupid? Do you think anyone wants to dish out "approved" insults?

You know what Headhunters are/where? Maybe like the type of people who snear that international football is a substitute for war "as if thats a bad thing" are no different to those who just snear at animal trophy hunting instead human trophy hunting.

Hunting animals only is a mark of civilisation, your ignorance wont change that.

You mean the short story by Nadine Gordimer? Good book but not sure what you're getting at? You mean the head hunters of Africa are the same as these Western trophy hunters? It's not an unreasonable point I suppose. Doesn't make either one right though. Though I may have misunderstood your point as it's hard to get to the core of your argument through all the needless insults.
 








daveinprague

New member
Oct 1, 2009
12,572
Prague, Czech Republic
Hunting is something our ancestors did, and something others may do if civilization collapses as all you tards would rather lay down and die right?

Easy to mock when you have a full belly and empty head.

Cant beat the ultimate safari.

Oh he was hungry and planning to eat the elephant? His head is empty now. Contents trampled into the dirt.
 


Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
53,183
Goldstone
Does the elephant get to keep his head, and who will provide the plaque?
 




Uncle C

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2004
11,711
Bishops Stortford
Are you trying to be ironic or just stupid? Do you think anyone wants to dish out "approved" insults?

You know what Headhunters are/where? Maybe like the type of people who snear that international football is a substitute for war "as if thats a bad thing" are no different to those who just snear at animal trophy hunting instead human trophy hunting.

Hunting animals only is a mark of civilisation, your ignorance wont change that.

I put that through Google translator and it still made no sense.
 


DavidinSouthampton

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jan 3, 2012
17,355
How would the elephant be with a ball at his feet. He would be somewhat intimidating for opposing goalkeepers.

We might have to adapt our changing room facilities, though.
 


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