Well peeps, we have the one & only DARREN SHELDRAKE officiating today. Those of us who are of a certain vintage will probably remember the match at Withdean against B'muff: where they were awarded a ridiculous last minute penalty for 'handball' by Tommy 'The Kaiser' Elphick (when he jumped for a ball a yard outside the box). Well, I bet you've nicely forgotton who the useless Ref was that day?