I have issues with it because the tone of it is a joke. Coming onto NSC to have a moan for the sake of moaning whilst showing absolutely no interest in contacting the club about the issue. "Send it to the club asking for them to contact Westdene Seagull on Northstandchat.com" Are you too important to place a phonecall to the club yourself?
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BEWARNED : Thieving Albion SCUM in East Stand Family Area
- Thread starter Westdene Seagull
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I have issues with it because the tone of it is a joke. Coming onto NSC to have a moan for the sake of moaning whilst showing absolutely no interest in contacting the club about the issue. "Send it to the club asking for them to contact Westdene Seagull on Northstandchat.com" Are you too important to place a phonecall to the club yourself?
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Sums it up perfectly, tell NSC and my problem is solved as opposed to actually doing something constructive yourself.
HAILSHAM SEAGULL
Well-known member
- Nov 9, 2009
- 10,359
I'm trying to work out how anyone can get on their hands and knees, put their forearm through a small gap behind your seat and reach a birthday card, on the off chance that
something worth stealing is inside the card.
All this whilst a crucial football match is going on, with 100's of people sitting around the thief, and nobody witnessed the henious crime or even asked what he was doing.
You couldn't make it up.
That aside, I hope you remember where you left them or dropped them.
something worth stealing is inside the card.
All this whilst a crucial football match is going on, with 100's of people sitting around the thief, and nobody witnessed the henious crime or even asked what he was doing.
You couldn't make it up.
That aside, I hope you remember where you left them or dropped them.
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- #65
Strangely I didn't post it here for inane idiots to have an issue with it. I posted it in some hope that it might embarrass someone who is thieving scum. I'll be speaking to the club when their offices open on Monday ( as well as reporting it to Sussex Police ).
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
The thief needs DECKING
The Brighton Ace
Active member
I've got a lead...
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- #70
i'm sure they'll get someone right on that.
I doubt they will but it will register as a crime - unless of course you think stealing is no longer a crime ?
Lush
Mods' Pet
4 pages and no 'stolen by a uphill gardener' joke from an away fan?
Standards are slipping ...
Standards are slipping ...
Black Rod
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- Jan 19, 2013
- 979
If anybody can stop your pain over the loss of gardening vouchers (that you left on the floor), it's the boys in blue. I'm sure they will put every single resource into it and drop every other pointless case such as murders, drug dealing and car jacking until they have these vouchers (that you left on the floor).
Mr C Gull
New member
Just when you thought the threads on here couldn't get any more pathetic......
Diego Napier
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- Mar 27, 2010
- 4,416
Given the heinous nature of the crime, I'm staggered that NSC's finest are fooling around with puns rather than rousing themselves into a vengeful mob and tracking down the vile culprit. Surely someone's got a sniffer dog?
Honestly, you just can't get a good lynch mob started nowdays.
Honestly, you just can't get a good lynch mob started nowdays.
portlock seagull
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- Jul 28, 2003
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Ow FFS! You mislaid something, be more careful next time! Don't go wasting the public purse reporting it to the Police. Jesus wept...are you fishing, have I just bitten?!
Winner! A great pun and a double meaning.
Think about it though...
1) the garden vouchers have disappeared
2) the club posting a financial loss of £9m a year, and Barber has already stated his intention of "taking all appropriate steps" to reduce this
3) parts of the pitch are starting to look a bit threadbare towards the end of the season.
I'm not sure the club will own up to this
I could understand the initial anger and ludicrous comments yesterday but you're still seething today. You're serious about this aren't you?
My thoughts entirely.
Excellent post. You get the impression he couldn't wait to rush home and log onto here to vent his spleen.
Still not a nice thing to happen.
I'm very back row of the north and sometimes one of the last to leave at full time and have picked up a programme on the floor. Guess that makes me a thief.