Beware of this scam but you can have fun with them too.

[surrey jim]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/blog/2011/mar/01/microsoft-virus-scam-continues

They are vermin but I get a small amount of pleasure from costing them money calling me from India. I have been called several times and so far, the record for keeping them hanging on the phone is 25 minutes.

Dated Tuesday 1 March 2011 07.13 GMT

 

[Questions]

Tell them you are masturbating. They often hang up then.

 

[catfish]

Sometimes the caller is female and you can easily get them to hang up by telling her what you'd like her to do to your erect member etc.

 

[catfish]

Tell them you are masturbating. They often hang up then.

Great minds think alike - or w*** alike!

 

[piersa]

Dated Tuesday 1 March 2011 07.13 GMT

You are one sharp cookie

 

[Ali_rrr]

Had this like 2 months ago, never seen someone hang up so quickly when you tell them nobody has a windows!

 

[Seagull on the wing]

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/index.html

This guy certainly has a way of pissing off the email scammers. Click on the 'blue' names and see how he deals with them.....

 

[Baldseagull]

Sometimes the caller is female and you can easily get them to hang up by telling her what you'd like her to do to your erect member etc.

This works with most of the blokes too.

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

Tell them you are masturbating. They often hang up then.

Do you ask for their name, before you tell them?

 

[BHAboi]

http://www.robertpopper.com/2009/09/30/having-a-lie-down-robin-cooper-style/

 

[KJP]

I just tell them we don't have a windows pc in the house

Next time I might just act dumb and tell them my windows are clean. I don't think there's any bacterial viruses on them as I used anti bacterial window cleaner

 

[Justice]

I always make out I'm Chinese and keep repeating if they want to make order for delivery.