[Albion] Better song for Mitoma - suggestion

[Buckeejit]

His wonder goal on Saturday reinforced the fact that Kaoru deserves much better than the predictable and uninspiring re-working of the Bissouma/Tequila song which every other feckin club seems to have a version of for in-form players with three syllables in their name - granted this tune will be more familiar to those of a certain age but as other current songs for Albion players are based on hits by the likes of Boney M, the Beautiful South and the Proclaimers, sure 'the youth' could get the hang of it too ... anyway, my suggestion is 'M-m-m-my Mitoma' to the chorus of 'My Sharona' by The Knack - note that the drums/bassline have excellent stompalong potential and it includes a massive "Wooooh!" which would be great for terrace singalongs - anyway, here's the tune to refresh your memory and hope some of the North Stand influencers think this is worth running with:

 

[Doingitforthekids]

I always liked a version of the following to the chorus of 'My old Man's a Dustman'.

Mitoma's a fast man
He's got them fast men legs
He runs at slow defenders
And hits the back of the net

Appreciate, it may need some refinement...

 

[Mr Bridger]

Let's go the whole hog and sing Turning Japanese straight after it.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Altogether now...
Who's that man from Kawasaki, Kanagawa Prefecture?

*edit* needs a bit more work

 

[maffew]

Simply replace Mona with Mitoma

 

[maffew]

Neighbours Henry's version works better

 

[Happy Exile]

The homogenisation of football songs is increasingly weird. Against Luton it felt like every single one of "their" songs was one of "ours". I wonder if players can actually identify when a song is for them when that's the case?

 

[Beanstalk]

Altogether now...
Who's that man from Kawasaki, Kanagawa Prefecture?

*edit* needs a bit more work

This is actually great.

Who's that man from Kawasaki,
Kanagawa Prefecture?
Kaoru Mitoma is his name,
And he scores a goal a game,
And we won't mention Trossard any more.

 

[Russconha]

It means no worries, for the rest of our days
He's Japanese. We bow down on our knees.
to Karou Mitoma.

 

[Hotchilidog]

His wonder goal on Saturday reinforced the fact that Kaoru deserves much better than the predictable and uninspiring re-working of the Bissouma/Tequila song which every other feckin club seems to have a version of for in-form players with three syllables in their name - granted this tune will be more familiar to those of a certain age but as other current songs for Albion players are based on hits by the likes of Boney M, the Beautiful South and the Proclaimers, sure 'the youth' could get the hang of it too ... anyway, my suggestion is 'M-m-m-my Mitoma' to the chorus of 'My Sharona' by The Knack - note that the drums/bassline have excellent stompalong potential and it includes a massive "Wooooh!" which would be great for terrace singalongs - anyway, here's the tune to refresh your memory and hope some of the North Stand influencers think this is worth running with:

Simple no-nonesense and based on a classic tune. Thumbs up from me

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

My my my Mitoma
Fly fly fly Mitoma
We can see, the goals he scores f-r-e-e-l-y
Defenders all hate him but we keep on asking for more

 

[Simster]

Kauru Mitoma, he makes me happy
Kauru Mitoma, runs down the line
Kauru Mitoma slinging crosses over
and scoring worldies from time to time

 

[lawros left foot]

“He’s just our brilliant Japanese,
He’s just our brilliant Japanese,

Karou Mitoma”.

Repeat, ad infinitum.

 

[Titanic]

Kauru, Kauru Mitoma runs down the wing for me etc...

 

[WhingForPresident]

King Kaoru, Kaoru,
He scores goals for me and you,
He's our number 22,
King Kaoru, Kaoru

 

[T.G]

He's a twisting and turning Japanese
Twisting and Turning Japanese
We really think so

He is Mitoma, Mitoma we all shout
We will watch him turn you inside and out

 

[lawros left foot]

King Kaoru, Kaoru,
He scores goals for me and you,
He's our number 22,
King Kaoru, Kaoru

I like this.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

His wonder goal on Saturday reinforced the fact that Kaoru deserves much better than the predictable and uninspiring re-working of the Bissouma/Tequila song which every other feckin club seems to have a version of for in-form players with three syllables in their name - granted this tune will be more familiar to those of a certain age but as other current songs for Albion players are based on hits by the likes of Boney M, the Beautiful South and the Proclaimers, sure 'the youth' could get the hang of it too ... anyway, my suggestion is 'M-m-m-my Mitoma' to the chorus of 'My Sharona' by The Knack - note that the drums/bassline have excellent stompalong potential and it includes a massive "Wooooh!" which would be great for terrace singalongs - anyway, here's the tune to refresh your memory and hope some of the North Stand influencers think this is worth running with:

Its a big yes from me.

I've suggested this a few times but its never gained traction. It's such a simple and catchy song to sing that everyone can pick up after hearing it once.

 

[Whitley Bayster]

Its a big yes from me.

I've suggested this a few times but its never gained traction. It's such a simple and catchy song to sing that everyone can pick up after hearing it once.

The original lyrics are....
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, I, yi, woo!
M-m-m-my Sharona
M-m-m-my Sharona

Switch to....
Kaoru never stops, just give it up, such a touch
We always get up for our Jap we love so much
My, my, my, Kaoru!
M-m-m-my Mitoma
M-m-m-my Mitoma

 

[Titanic]

The original lyrics are....
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind....

Crikey that's nasty.