[Albion] Best tweets with a #cpfc hashtag

[bobbab5]

My last visit was the 5-0, followed by being directed 180 degrees away from where we were parked by leering policemen on horseback, followed by walking a gauntlet of spotty oaves running around trying to find a Brighton supporter to punch. Somehow the thickies missed us (me and my son). Probably because I looked at the time like geography teacher. Or probation officer. Never again.

This. Plus crutches and a broken leg, although my last visit was the McShane 1 nil win.

 

[jimhigham]

Yep.

Crystal Palace reappoint Roy Hodgson as manager

Former England head coach returns at the age of 75 for a second spell at Selhurst Park with 10 games left to banish threat of relegation

www.telegraph.co.uk

Does rather show the difference between our two clubs right now.

We lose a manager mid-season and against our will. Yet the machinery quickly turned to secure the services of a manager whose style was an incremental development on what had gone before.

Palace sack their manager, meaning they knew what was coming and had time to prepare their succession planning. Instead they shit the bed and fumble through their Filofax for the number of the chap that left them almost two seasons ago.

Hilarious.

 

[super-seagulls]

Does rather show the difference between our two clubs right now.

We lose a manager mid-season and against our will. Yet the machinery quickly turned to secure the services of a manager whose style was an incremental development on what had gone before.

Palace sack their manager, meaning they knew what was coming and had time to prepare their succession planning. Instead they shit the bed and fumble through their Filofax for the number of the chap that left them almost two seasons ago.

Hilarious.

Filofax
You nailed it!

 

[barbus_max bhafc]

Incredibly funny, the scum are surely now the laughing stock of the PL Hodgson do your best as that’s likely to take them down

 

[stewart12]

even if they stay up it'll be done playing the most depressing football imaginable

brilliant stuff

 

[beardy gull]

From 2012

 

[Muzzman]

Incredibly funny, the scum are surely now the laughing stock of the PL.

Which is an achievement in itself considering clubs like Southampton are battling it out for that accolade too.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Filofax
You nailed it!

Not even that modern. But this does have lovely wheels.

 

[BBassic]

Crikey look at this list of managers:

Ian Holloway
Tony Pulis
Alan Pardew
Sam Allardyce
Frank de Boer
Roy Hodgson
Patrick Vieira
Roy Hodgson Part 2 - Relegation Boogaloo

Apart from Frank (who we can all agree was doing a fantastic job) and Vieira can you imagine a more uninspiring list of names? They're just missing Steve Bruce (again) and Fat Frank to complete the set.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

 

[rool]

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Not even that modern. But this does have lovely wheels.

Ooh lovely and all the labels perfectly lined up.

 

[brighton_tom]

Crikey look at this list of managers:

Ian Holloway
Tony Pulis
Alan Pardew
Sam Allardyce
Frank de Boer
Roy Hodgson
Patrick Vieira
Roy Hodgson Part 2 - Relegation Boogaloo

Apart from Frank (who we can all agree was doing a fantastic job) and Vieira can you imagine a more uninspiring list of names? They're just missing Steve Bruce (again) and Fat Frank to complete the set.

That is a grim list of managers.

 

[peterward]

Crikey look at this list of managers:

Ian Holloway
Tony Pulis
Alan Pardew
Sam Allardyce
Frank de Boer
Roy Hodgson
Patrick Vieira
Roy Hodgson Part 2 - Relegation Boogaloo

Apart from Frank (who we can all agree was doing a fantastic job) and Vieira can you imagine a more uninspiring list of names? They're just missing Steve Bruce (again) and Fat Frank to complete the set.

Ian Holloway - Shit on the floor
Tony Pulis - Shit tactics
Alan Pardew - Shit
Sam Allardyce - Shit tactics
Frank de Boer - Shit
Roy Hodgson - Shit entertainment
Patrick Vieira - Shit support
Roy Hodgson Part 2 - Relegation Boogaloo

 

[beardy gull]

Palace posted a training video earlier today. SEGW here displaying the team spirit and togetherness that will surely see them to safety.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Just to add, apparently they are putting on free coach travel and still can’t shift tickets for Leeds away

 

[Jeremiah]

Crikey look at this list of managers:

Ian Holloway
Tony Pulis
Alan Pardew
Sam Allardyce
Frank de Boer
Roy Hodgson
Patrick Vieira
Roy Hodgson Part 2 - Relegation Boogaloo

Apart from Frank (who we can all agree was doing a fantastic job) and Vieira can you imagine a more uninspiring list of names? They're just missing Steve Bruce (again) and Fat Frank to complete the set.

Yet they got to a Cup Final and are enjoying their tenth consecutive season in the Prem !

 

[Stato]

Yet they got to a Cup Final and are enjoying their tenth consecutive season in the Prem !

The word 'enjoying' is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

 

[Codner's Wallop]

Fence-sitter.

 

[SK1NT]

My last visit was the 5-0, followed by being directed 180 degrees away from where we were parked by leering policemen on horseback, followed by walking a gauntlet of spotty oaves running around trying to find a Brighton supporter to punch. Somehow the thickies missed us (me and my son). Probably because I looked at the time like geography teacher. Or probation officer. Never again.

I remember shoulder to should riot police leading everyone to norwood station.

It was the announcer that stuck in my head.... "Goal number 3... Dougie" and then the crowd "Freedman"

"goal number 4 Andy"....... "Johnson"

Terrible night.

 

[BBassic]

Yet they got to a Cup Final and are enjoying their tenth consecutive season in the Prem !

I guess it proves the old saying "even a bunch of football dinosaurs and two managers who try to change the footballing ethos of Crystal Palace but are given short shrift by fans and the board can stay in the Prem playing largely uninspiring football in a dilapidated shit heap of a stadium in front of black clad tosspots"

I think that's the saying anyway.