Best thing to do after sex.......

[bhaexpress]

Twatty normally takes him back to school.

 

[Marshy]

I learnt it while f***ing them.

Hungry Joe fast becoming one of my favorite posters

 

[Meade's Ball]

I normally pass smelling salts under her nose, and sprint.

 

[Brixtaan]

I learnt it while f***ing them.

Excellent, why didn't you just say so?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Cuddle up together, look into her eyes and tell her how much I'm in love with her.

Or treat her to a KFC?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Pay - They tend to get in a mood - Time is money and all that

 

[Hungry Joe]

Excellent, why didn't you just say so?

Nobody asked until you. Seriously though, there's a lot of unnecessary stigma surrounding paying for sex. I found in the past Prostitutes to be a great service in between relationships, especially when you're wandering around town at 2am having failed to pull and so twatted that no sane good-looking woman is going to offer it to you out the goodness of their heart.

 

[looney]

Give her marks for artistic content and professionalism then remove the handcuffs all after wiping my dick on Easy 10's curtains.

 

[bhaexpress]

Nobody asked until you. Seriously though, there's a lot of unnecessary stigma surrounding paying for sex. I found in the past Prostitutes to be a great service in between relationships, especially when you're wandering around town at 2am having failed to pull and so twatted that no sane good-looking woman is going to offer it to you out the goodness of their heart.

As far as it goes I have never been with a prostitute but by god have I paid for sex and let's face it virtually all blokes do, indirectly of course.

 

[tedebear]

I love to ask long and meaningful questions about the state of our relationship and bask in the afterglow of the situation.....


usually I get SNNNNOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRREEE

 

[Hungry Joe]

I love to ask long and meaningful questions about the state of our relationship and bask in the afterglow of the situation.....


usually I get SNNNNOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRREEE

Ahh. I bet you still give him a little kiss and push his jaw shut though. Bless you tedebear.

 

[tedebear]

Well I certainly kiss him - although he can snore all he wants - helps me sleep...

 

[Marc]

deflate her!





apologies if its already been done!

 

[Dave the OAP]

stop it tede!!!



I thought you were saving yourself for me anyway

 

[tedebear]

oops sorry Dave ignore everything I've written - it was all untrue

 

[zefarelly]

whilst snoring I like to let fly with the odd trouser cough as well . . . . a bit like marking your territory, except it usually ends up marking your kecks

I'm a romantic at heart you know

 

[Titanic]

Best thing to do after sex.......

Open my birthday presents.

 

[tedebear]

except it usually ends up marking your kecks

I'm a romantic at heart you know

kecks? what kecks??

 

[Dave the OAP]

whilst snoring I like to let fly with the odd trouser cough as well . . . . a bit like marking your territory, except it usually ends up marking your kecks

I'm a romantic at heart you know

I feel quite nausious

 

[Hungry Joe]

I feel quite arroused.