Best sign.

[KT17]

When I was young I saw an ad for BMW motorbikes on the back of a London bus, it said

"Ultimately your dreams and desires return"

30 years later I bought one, the first of many...

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Taken this very afternoon from the car park at Tesco in Lewes. What's this all about, is it the same as an ordinary fart but more expensive and not compatible with lesser ones??

That will explain the curious conversation I overheard yesterday in Tesco's car park in Lewes.

Man to woman: "I'm from Denmark. In my language, the word 'fart' means 'speed'".

 

[WildWood]

A real company in Bognor Regis.......

 

[skipper734]

 

[fat old seagull]

Back in the mid-1980s, I had a house extension designed for me by a company called Architectural and Interior Design Services.

You must have been one of the first to get AIDS.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Where do i collect my winnings?

 

[Superphil]

Revolting sign on a shop in Larnaca city centre

 

[keitho54]

If this works....this in Cahors 'spoke to me' about a few Sussex builders!

 

[keitho54]

...and my all-time favourite...

 

[Javeaseagull]

During the BSE crisis back in the day a cattle truck was seen heading for Newton Abbot market. In large letters down on the side of it was written "Eat British Beef, You will never get better"

 

[BrianWade4]

My mate owns a fencing company and has the B&H logo and the text says 'Fencing & Hedges'...

Like that a lot

 

[AmexRuislip]

Before


After

https://mobile.twitter.com/Caz_Loz/...-news/nail-bar-most-unfortunate-sign-10887310

 

[Weststander]

 

[aberllefenni]

There's a firm of builders in Shropshire called The Third Pig.

 

[UTT]

There used to be a Chinese takeaway in heckmondwike called the " Sha Ting"

 

[looney]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

This used to be a fabric shop in Brick Lane

 

[Bakero]

A few from China.

 

[Juan Albion]

Found these very confused people in Indonesia a couple of months ago.

 

[Insel affe]

From Japan, although I am told this sign is for the Chinese tourists not the locals....