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Best Only Fools ?

Which one ??

  • Birth of Damien

    Votes: 1 2.9%
  • Millionaires at last

    Votes: 4 11.8%
  • Chandelier

    Votes: 8 23.5%
  • Peckham Spring

    Votes: 4 11.8%
  • Kwying !!!

    Votes: 1 2.9%
  • Crimbo Special in Miami

    Votes: 1 2.9%
  • Luminous Paint One.

    Votes: 1 2.9%
  • Boycey/Marlene dark baby one

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Grandads Funeral

    Votes: 1 2.9%
  • Rodney in Groovy Gang 14 yrs old !

    Votes: 13 38.2%

  • Total voters
    34


Frutos

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Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
May 3, 2006
36,310
Northumberland
Has to be the one where they finally become millionaires.

They should have stopped making them after that one IMO.
 






Paxton Dazo

Up The Spurs.
Mar 11, 2007
9,719
groovy gang haha that wins by far and miami twice:drink:
 


robbied69

New member
Sep 20, 2005
1,227
North London
I like the one with the inflatable dolls. Also there was a xmas one, where Rodney has a book about body language and he tries to use it to impress some women. Absolutely hilarious. Great ending when Del pretends to chat up a couple of mongs.
 






















jevs

Well-known member
Mar 24, 2004
4,375
Preston Rock Garden
Beach Hut said:
And watched from my Mother-in-laws house as it was filmed as it was the allotments in Moulsecombe.

Also the Hikers Rest was used and Ardingly Reservoir.

Plus the Grand Hotel............

And if you look in the distance, you'll see a blue and white pick up van with some blokes in flourescent jackets....i'm one of them !!!!

The hang gliding one was probably my favourite
 
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Mr Burns

New member
Aug 25, 2003
5,915
Springfield
Best scene ever........

Rodney
There's a Rhi...There's a
Rhino Loose In...A rhino? As
in rhinoceros??

Del
That's right. There's a Rhino
Loose in the City!

Albert
What's it about Del?

Del
Well, it's about this rhi-
noceros right, escapes from
a zoo and it heads straight
for London! And after two or
three days they find like
all these dead bodies lying
about and no-one knows who's
done it! So, they get hold
of this private detective,
you know, like a sort of
Charlton Heston type geezer
to try and solve the crime.
Now the zoo keeper happens
to be a very attractive
woman. Before you know
where you are, old Charlton
is giving the sort what
for, so that's yer romantic
interest!

Rodney
A rhinoceros??

Del
Yeah! But they don't know
it's missing!

Rodney
But how can you not know Del?
If you've got a rhinoceros
right and one day it ain't
there - well, you tend to
know it's missing!!

Del
Don't be a plonker all yer
life Rodney. She ain't got
one rhinoceros, she probably
had two or three rhinoceroses!

Albert
And how's he escape?

Rodney
Squeezed through the bars
most probably!

Del
Now don't you start getting
saucy with me Rodney. I'm
only trying to help you.

Rodney
I don't believe this! Nobody
knows it's escaped? What
about the eight million
people living in London?
Don't none of them spot it?

Del
Yes! But the ones who spot
it - they're the ones who
get trampled to death!

Rodney
And what about all the others?
The people in offices, the
people in cafes, the people
sitting on top of buses! It's
a rhino Del.

Del
He only comes out at night!

Albert
What is it, a vampire rhino?

Del
No it is not a vampire rhino.
That is stupid that is, innit
eh?

Albert
And where does he live during
the day?

Del
In a lock-up garage in a back
street!

Rodney
What, he's leasing it is he?

Del
He's not leasing it. It's a
disused garage in a back
street where no one ever
goes! The detective does find
it, only it's at night!

Albert
And the rhino's gone out?

Del
That's right see, so you see
the old detective is nowhere
near solving the mystery. You
see what it is Rodney, it is
not only a love story! It's
a whodunit!

Rodney
An whodunit? What do you mean
an whodunit? We know who-dun-
it! The rhino done it!

Del
Yes, I know that, we - we the
audience know that, but they
don't know - the actors do
they?

Rodney
This is something! A
rhinoceros has escaped from a
zoo! There are 300 dead
bodies covered in rhinoceros
footprints! There's a lock-
up garage two and 'arf foot
deep in rhinoceros crap and
Charlton Heston suspects the
butler!!
 


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