Watto hangs around Burgess Hill pubs with Matt Lawrence of Millwall, sniggering like Beavis & Butthead and revelling in the attentions of the local 15 year olds who flutter around like moths when they find out they're both footballers.
I'm always tempted to break it to some of these girls that they're not exactly dealing with Rio Ferdinand here.
I voted for Carpenter on behalf of Mrs Glover - without wanting to sound gay suprised he is not winning with the blonde locks etc. Strange what beasts some women find attractive !.