Best lines from films

[foul old ron]

I'll stick that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.

 

[GlennMurray]

"And I suppose you would like me to wash your dick for you, you stupid little shit"


Arthur

 

[Beach Hut]

Is this the man who wrecked the buffet at the Harrow Club this lunchtime

 

[Norman Potting]

"...But this goes up to 11, like, 1 louder"

 

[brakespear]

'it's true, this man has no dick' Ghostbusters

'victims.....aren't we all' The Crow

 

[seagullsdaz]

If im not back in 5 minutes.... Wait longer

 

[KZNSeagull]

"Get 3 coffins ready". Bang Bang Bang Bang. "Better make it 4"

And of course:

Kim Basinger (seductively): "Take me, Garth"
Garth: "Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket"

 

[Bry Nylon]

Bird on water skis:Why, Mr Bond - you're all wet.
Sean Connery: Yesh. But my Martini ish schtill dry.

 

[Seagull64]

 

[-gully-]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Say hello to my liddle friend.

Al Pacino, Scarface. Film of the century.

So many great lines why has it not appeared as yet?

 

[Don Quixote]

Say hello to my liddle friend.

Al Pacino, Scarface. Film of the century.

So many great lines why has it not appeared as yet?

LOL! Hardly!

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

LOL! Hardly!

I know it's not really but....... I like it.

"I ain't gonna shoot you Frank. Manolo, shoot that piece of shit"

 

[-gully-]

"When I left I was the learner, Now I am the Master"

Darth Vadar puts Old Benny in his place before kicking his ass

 

[-gully-]

"I'm gonna put something out there, If you like it go with it, If not send it right back.............................................I wanna be on you"


Ron Burgundy

 

[-gully-]

"Hey you Guys"

 

[-gully-]

I luv goooooooooooooooooolllllllllld the shmell of it the tashte of it.



Steve Mclaren

 

[Philzo-93]

Brian Clough: "And what about McGovern, he was useless in the middle, who's idea was that!?"
Peter Taylor: "Yours!"
*laughs*
Brian Clough: "Good lad, he was all over the place, like a wandering jew"

 

[Albalbion]

Are you gonna sit in some poxy office with a **** for a boss telling you what to do as you count your pennies trying to make ends meet in a country that's sinking into strikes and wars and at the end of the day you go home to your cosy little flat in 'nowheresville' and pull your IKEA curtains shut to hide from the big bad world and pretend it's not happening? Or are you gonna stand up and be counted, make a difference and feel the rush? Just for once say "f*** it". I'm coiled up like a spring and I'm ready to burst and wanking ain't doing it anymore. I need violence to make me feel I'm still alive. I know what I'd rather do, mate. Tottenham away. Love it

 

[-gully-]

"Chickens go in, Pies come out"
"Oh what type of pies"
"Apple"
"Oh my favorite"