But my job will consist of sitting on a giant lawnmower driving around Augusta & Lords... maybe not tennis, after all.
Ah, got you. You want to be the groundsman's bitch, rather than the actual groundsman

But my job will consist of sitting on a giant lawnmower driving around Augusta & Lords... maybe not tennis, after all.
In terms of actually playing, I think you'll have to go some to find a cushier position than kicker in the NFL. The top ones earn up to $4,000,000 a year and even the mediocre ones earn a league minimum $435,000. And all they have to do is kick some conversions and field goals half a dozen times a game.