Best Insults (on here or wherever)

[Kind of Blue]

Noel Gallagher about brother Liam - "He's like a man with a fork in a world of soup".

 

[The Large One]

When the handsome cards were dished out, he ended up with a pair of twos.

 

[Hampden Park]

you have a face like a welders work bench
you have a face like a bucket of frogs
MUPPET = Most Useless Person Pusser Ever Trained
oh and F.R.I.S.P. = ?

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Blast from my childhood and still good today....

Your mum's one!

 

[Deleted member 18477]

Cum dribble

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

you have a face like a welders work bench
you have a face like a bucket of frogs
MUPPET = Most Useless Person Pusser Ever Trained
oh and F.R.I.S.P. = ?

It's 'F*cking rude ignorant scottish person'

I always liked ' living proof the Darwin was wrong'
or
It took man some 50,000 years to come down from the trees, I look at you and wonder why we bothered.

 

[Adsgull]

Out of 500 million sperm I can't believe you were the quickest

 

[Superphil]

you set yourself very low standards, and then fail to meet them

 

[sydney]

have a look at yerself fer fucksake.

 

[Easy 10]

I can't get on YouTube from work so can't post a link, but the other night I found a "100 greatest movie insults" countdown on there (of course the legendary CJT makes an appearance in it).

It is WELL WORTH 10 minutes of your time, I can assure you.

 

[misterspatch]

I can't get on YouTube from work so can't post a link, but the other night I found a "100 greatest movie insults" countdown on there (of course the legendary CJT makes an appearance in it).

It is WELL WORTH 10 minutes of your time, I can assure you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHWEZ_IjcSk

 

[mattislost]

ugly as a hat full of arseholes (can't remember where i heard it from)

 

[misterspatch]

Brick from Anchorman: Where'd you get those clothes from? The Toilet store?

 

[misterspatch]

I can't get on YouTube from work so can't post a link, but the other night I found a "100 greatest movie insults" countdown on there (of course the legendary CJT makes an appearance in it).

It is WELL WORTH 10 minutes of your time, I can assure you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8&feature=channel&list=UL

 

[LU7 RED]

'You're well on the way to becoming a wit. You're halfway there already'
'I'm so rough, my head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it'

 

[Fountainhead]

I dont want to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

Another brain cell and you'd be a plant.

and I think it was Paul Merton, who responded to a persistent heckler:

- Excuse me, I'm working here. I dont start shouting at you when your up an alley giving blowjobs to transvestites.

 

[marcos3263]

When I lived in Cambridge as a young child, We had a great insult. This simply was FARMER. This was an obvious substitute for Fucker and could be said with real venom and teachers couldnt tell you off. Brilliantly as the fens have a large faming community you are also attacking someone else in earshot as an added bonus! This was adopted by parents etc which was also very funny when out in the back of a car or in a shop.

Sadly when you are 39 and living in Brighton it makes you look......well, a bit like a farmer.

 

[Hampden Park]

you'd be out of your depth in a car park puddle
a village must be missing an idiot
T A F F = Thick As Fuckin f***
Numptie
spunk bubble

 

[Hampden Park]

Benny
Still

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

you're ugly...and your mum dresses you funny