[Albion] Best English Club

[SeagullsoverLondon]

Sorry if others have already mentioned this before
I was having a discussion with Mrs SoL this morning as they were discussing the CL final in the radio.
She asked me if I was supporting City, and I said of course not, Inter all the way. She then said "But they're the English team." I replied that of course their not English anymore, they've been bought out by Abu Dhabi.
Which got me thinking that this season by finishing above Spurs and Brentford we are the highest placed English owned side in the Premier League.
Making us the best English club in the world

 

[pocketseagull]

If I buy a house in Spain it doesn't make it English.

 

[timbha]

If I move to Spain it doesn’t make me Spanish

 

[Chicken Run]

If a dog is born in a stable doesn’t mean it’s a horse

 

[B-right-on]

If I'm Spanish, buy a house in Spain, look at English football and support BHAFC, it shows I have good sense.

 

[FatSuperman]

If I put wheels on my legs, it doesn’t make me a bicycle

 

[Dick Swiveller]

If I wear a black hoodie, lead a bunch of blokes in black hoodies and barge my way into stadia, I am still a Spurs fan.

 

[Questions]

If I shove a broom up my arse it doesn’t give me pole position

 

[AmexRuislip]

I quote Gino D'aCampo....
"If my grandmother had wheels, she would've been a bike"

 

[SeagullsoverLondon]

All possibly true but not quite the point.
If Nissan make cars in Sunderland, they are still Japanese cars.
By the same token, Minis made in Oxford are now German cars, because they are owned by BMW
Ergo, Chelsea, Man U, Liverpool etc are now American clubs playing in the English Premier League.
Brighton were the leading English club, playing in the English premier League.

 

[Chicken Run]

If my Grandmother had bollocks she’d be my Grandfather

 

[Chicken Run]

All possibly true but not quite the point.
If Nissan make cars in Sunderland, they are still Japanese cars.
By the same token, Minis made in Oxford are now German cars, because they are owned by BMW
Ergo, Chelsea, Man U, Liverpool etc are now American clubs playing in the English Premier League.
Brighton were the leading English club, playing in the English premier League.

Leeds United were a Italian club now they’re American, oh and they are still ****s

 

[Sepulveda]

I quote Gino D'aCampo....
"If my grandmother had wheels, she would've been a bike"

2 classic Italian sayings
"If my grandma had wheels, she'd be a cart/bike"
"If my grandpa had 3 balls, he'd be a pinball machine"

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

If I move to Spain it doesn’t make me Spanish

And yet Rob Sanchez is eligible to play for England apparently...

 

[Eeyore]

If I move to Spain it doesn’t make me Spanish

If I buy a Spanish home in England it doesn't make English.

Something like that.

 

[A1X]

If you can keep your head when all around are losing theirs, you'll be a foot taller than all of them when they've finished

 

[phoenix]

If a dog is born in a stable doesn’t mean it’s a horse

If a dog is born in a stable doesn’t mean it’s a horse

Well that would have be quite awkward as Jesus would have been a horse

 

[8049]

If a Greek owned football club falls in the Forest does it make it Nottingham?

 

[Icy Gull]

I don’t think the OP was expecting this thread to go the way it has

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

My cock is 12 inches long, this doesn’t make it a foot.