[Misc] Best Comeback?

[RossyG]

Camp guy working at the check in desk at Gatwick.

“I’m afraid Zurich airport’s closed at the moment due to fog.”

CUSTOMER: Well, will it still be closed I’m five hours?

“Search me, love. I’ve got two balls and neither of them are crystal.”

As for the other kind of comeback, definitely Adam Ant. He was superb at the Brighton Centre this time last year.

 

[Weststander]

Nancy Astor: "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."

Winston Churchill: "Madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"

 

[Invicta]

Bobby Zamora, then Glenn Murray.

 

[Dinner with Gotsmanov]

Grimsby away , spring 1985, 2-0 with about 15 mins to go. We win 4-2. I think Hansie Kray may have scored and went a bit (more than usual) nuts

 

[METALMICKY]

Bruce Dickinson

But he couldn't have done it without a certain Adrian Smith. And did you know the kiss and make up with Steve Harris was done in Brighton. Then came Brave New World and the rebirth of the greatest band ever !

 

[Questions]

Groucho Marx

 

[Pint of Ale and a Burger]

Johnny Cash as the Man in Black

 

[KZNSeagull]

Glenn McGrath to Eddo Brandes "Why are you so effing fat?"
Brandes: "Cos every time I **** your wife she gives me a biscuit"

 

[clapham_gull]

Donald Trump

 

[Eeyore]

ME to an ex

Me; 'So that's the bloke you've been with ?'
Ex; 'Yes'
Me; 'Oh...'
Ex: 'What's your problem ?'
Me: 'Judging by your standards I'll have to reconsider as to whether I'm as attractive as you told me I was...'

 

[Eeyore]

Grimsby away , spring 1985, 2-0 with about 15 mins to go. We win 4-2. I think Hansie Kray may have scored and went a bit (more than usual) nuts

Indeed. May 1985. Kraay scored the first of the comeback.

 

[The Clamp]

George Foreman V Evander Holyfield

Foreman was written off before the weigh in. Overweight, out of tone and in his forties he was given no chance. But he went the distance over 12 blistering rounds. Possibly one of the best boxing matches in history. It was unbelievable, bloody and brutal.



https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S1GEnT-XYGw

 

[Marty___Mcfly]

I know you are but what am I?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Rolling Stones

 

[banjo]

Hereford 1- 1 Brighton.

 

[boik]

1-down, Potts twice to win it. c77-79 era.

Blimey I'm getting more forgetful than I thought. I remembered red and white stripes and jumping around like an idiot in the north stand. Forgot the actual score!

 

[wigman]

Grimsby away , spring 1985, 2-0 with about 15 mins to go. We win 4-2. I think Hansie Kray may have scored and went a bit (more than usual) nuts

Alan Biley got a couple of the goals, the locals were not happy.