Best away game chant

[Bigtomfu]

Two away at Hull at our last 2 games (I think) at Boothferry Park:-

2) a game where we were squashed in to a tiny corner, Hull underestimating how many we'd take away for a midweek evening game. We all got moved to the main stand and when the Hull fans started going "come on you Tigers" or similar rubbish we responded by all going

"Miaouw"

at them until warned to stop by a copper otherwise we'd get thrown out for threatening behavour or similar bollocks. It was also one of the first times the "1-0 to the shirtlifters" was used. We won that one 2-0 as well I think; Rogers scored one ; but can't remember the other.

I think that second game was the one wear we sang

"£15,000 for a three bed house, wankers, wankers"

In response to seeing the house prices in the estate agents windows.

Classic.

 

[clapham_gull]

When we were losing playing Gillingham a few years back, they was a lull in the crowd noise and a single Gillingham fan started the "does your boyfriend..." chant.

Quick as a flash, a Brighton fan shouted back very, very loudly and clearly (and very slowly)

OI YOU F*CKING PIKEY, AT LEAST I HAVENT GOT A FRIDGE IN MY FRONT GARDEN

..we were in stitches. Simply because it was the only thing you could hear in the stadium at the time and the Gillingham fan was silenced.

 

[Tim]

Millwall away-
We can see you holding hands...

 

[Braders]

ONE BANANA, TWO BANANA, THREE BANANA, FOUR... NA NA NA NAAAAA NAAAA NAMANAMA NA NA NAAAA!

I also remember wycombe away a few seasons back when someone nicked a stewards megaphone. They waded into the crowd trying to get it back and everyone was going

wheres your megaphone, wheres you megaphone, wheres you megaphone....its over there its over there...etc etc. They were going mad

top day out.

 

[Lindfield by the sea]

Crawley FA Cup.

Bad tackle..............."You dirty northern bastards"

 

[Lindfield by the sea]

Crawley FA Cup.

Bad tackle..............."You dirty northern bastards"

Sorry - just read title of thread - good home chant though.

 

[Gully]

So far this season the " P R I S O N" chant at Bristol City and "Robin Hood is a wanker" at Forest take some beating, sure there have been some far better and more inventive ones in the past but I can't remember them at the moment.

Oh hang on, Leeds a couple of seasons back when they introduced the new Chairman, Ken Bates, we immediately started singing "He'll build a hotel, then he'll F**k off", that was pretty good as there were enough of us singing to be sure that he and the whole ground heard us.

 

[saltash seagull]

loved all the chanting at millwall this season they just stood they stunned!

also do like the tiny cox song think that is superb

 

[eagles #1]

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA JOBI MCANUFF, MCANUFF JOOOOOOBI MCANUFF.....

Just after a certain goal in the 93rd minute at the Withdean last year

 

[Munkfish]

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA JOBI MCANUFF, MCANUFF JOOOOOOBI MCANUFF.....

Just after a certain goal in the 93rd minute at the Withdean last year

yeah PRICK

 

[Ned]

Not exactly a chant but the gay Mexican wave at Forest a few years back kept us and the Forest fans amused whilst we were being trounced 3-0. It must have picked the team up as well because we came back at them with two late goals including a brilliant effort by Nathan Jones.

 

[bhaexpress]

Mimicking Miiiiiiillllllwaaaaallllllll and it's just like watching gay pride at the same game.
Pointing at them "he's over there, he's over there" when they said "does your boyfriend know you're here?"
The flat noses looked like they wanted to curl up and die with embaresment.

I have to say that seldom have I ever seen a bunch of fans look quite so confused as the Millwall Chav set. Hilarious !

 

[Hiney]

i rember at crewe away when we lost 4-1 and albert pele jarret scored for us! the brighton contingent picked on a ball boy all game

"rooneys shagged your mum/gran"

"you pikey basterd"

"you fat bastard"

and then at half time chantng at the under 7s game being played at the centre circle!

To the under 7's at that game:

"You're going home in a Cheshire Car Seat"

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The 80's classic at Anfield 'You'll ne-ver work again' you-ll ne-ver work again, sign on, sign on"

The Ken Bates "He's gonna build a hotel, he's gonna build a hotel" was also used at Sheff Weds a couple of years ago, when he was sniffing around them.

This year "Does your cousin know you're here?" at Yeovil.

I was also thinking of starting "Get your tits out for your Dad". But I was stood with Hiney and his daughter, so I thought better of it!

 

[Dover]

Cruel, but singing the Rainbow tune to Geoff Wood at Gillingham. He waved back, and both Krispies and I fell about in stitches.