Made a song about them ten years ago, buried somewhere on Youtube.
Lyrics:
There is a bird named kakapo
It lives on New Zeeland yes it do
Its sort of a parrot with no wings
It can walk but can't do other things
I dont know what it smells like
But I know it looks totally alright
It might taste well, I dont know
But if i had the chance I would have a go
ITS THE KAKAPO OF NEW ZEELAND
IT GIVES ME THAT COOL FEEL MAN
I LOVE THIS FLIGHTLESS MOTHER****ER
IT DOESNT REMIND ME OF CHRIS TUCKER
Then the cat came to New Zeeland
It came there and got the Kakapo eaten
So they moved the bird to some island
And now it seems it will stay alive yeah
Theres about a hundred of them now
And they all got different names, wow
The government of New Zeeland likes them
and offer them all kind of protection
Stop snorting ketamine. It's a shit drug.