Bernard Manning

[Le Premier Cru]

Did you watch that "Diary of a sad, fat has-been" prog on the box a few weeks ago?

I used to have some time for him... ...he made me laugh. But not any more. Opinionated, self-important, understandably-lonely old-timer. ...and a git to boot.

 

[Hilton]

 

[Brovion]

He's a retarded throwback to an old era when boarding houses had signs saying "No blacks, no Irish". He very nearly (but not quite) make Jim Davidson appear funny - and that's some achievment. Here's a Bernard Manning joke for you:

A Pakistani watched a bus full of Bernard Manning fans drive over a cliff and started crying. "Why are you crying?" asked his mate, "It's only a load of racist Manning fans".
"There were two seats empty!"

Manning once told that joke on TV in about 1970, only it was a "bus full of pakis"

 

[fatbadger]

Well he make's me Larf, and if he upsets the PC correct brigade, TOUGH SHITE

 

[Tom Bombadil]

He's just irrelevant. The world moved on and he refused to move with it.

 

[Pavilionaire]

He comes on stage, goes to the edge and kneels down in front of a young lady, puts his hands on his zipper and says "A'right luv, do an old soldier a favour?"

Are you telling me that's not funny?!