Bernard Manning

[Safeway]

I thought he was cracking. Good old fashioned humour.

 

[Adams score 0]

Fat northern tosser.

 

[REDLAND]

Bernards great, he stands for everything thats great about British society

 

[fatbadger]

Old-fashioned? My grandad has old-fashioned humour, my granny has old-fashioned humour, Manning is just pathetic, weak and insecure - it's written all over his 'gags'.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

"My mother in law................."

 

[Mr Popkins]

any joke thats starts....... "there was a lesbian ,paki and a jew"

you know you in for a treat!

 

[Southy]

Racist sad fuckwit. Did anyone see that documentary when he went to India. Just showed him up for the twat he is, as soon as he met a crowd of disintersted indians he started blaming the mike, the venue, the bookers, basically anyone but himself because he couldn't admitg that hed bombed and he was shit. He recently agreed to do a gig for the BNP and only pulled out after he realised how much shit it was cause him. Think that sums him up- f***ing sad old tosser.

 

[Albion Dan]

Absolute dickhead, never been funny.

 

[sullyupthewing]

Well he make's me Larf, and if he upsets the PC correct brigade, TOUGH SHITE

 

[Chicken Run]

Well he make's me Larf, and if he upsets the PC correct brigade, TOUGH SHITE

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

"Tek mah wife... No please tek 'er!"

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

bloody funny.

 

[Zeitgeist]

Obnoxious bigoted Northern tosser......Rather like Bill Archer!

 

[Van der Gully]

A rabbi is standing at a bus stop when Bernard Manning walks up, he says to him when's the bus due, to which the Rabbi replies in about 10 minutes you fat obnoxious northern bastard....

That is funnier than Bernard Manning ever has been, and it was a crap joke.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

every one to there own i suppose.some people think Hale and Pace are funny.

 

[DTES]

Racist sad fuckwit. Did anyone see that documentary when he went to India. Just showed him up for the twat he is, as soon as he met a crowd of disintersted indians he started blaming the mike, the venue, the bookers, basically anyone but himself because he couldn't admitg that hed bombed and he was shit. He recently agreed to do a gig for the BNP and only pulled out after he realised how much shit it was cause him. Think that sums him up- f***ing sad old tosser.

 

[C1 BHA]

 

[Dunkstar]

If you don't like it don't watch/listen to it!Can't say i find him particularly funny but then i don't tend to bother to watch him so..................

 

[El Presidente]

He lives around the corner from my mother in law (no this is not the opening line of a gag). Normally see his limo there with the reg no. 1 LAF. His club is always packed, but it's a select audience of old people whose tolerance when sober is converted into latent racism when he gets on stage and they have had a few pints of mild

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Safe journeyyy..."