[Misc] Bens Grandad 70000th Post predictions

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Forget which celebrities may die, when Trump may go or press the destruct button surely this years main event should be predicting BG's 70000th post date.

July 10th 12;34hrs

 

[AmexRuislip]

July 4th @ 20:25, talking about the demise of the new Crab Apple Toblerone X1

 

[maffew]

Good thread

Dont know that answer but I would think it would be along the lines of "Just me opinion I dont know" and contain one of My extended family/Wetherspoons/bread/VPN/IT/a recipe/all you can eat buffet or our new left back

I dont know though its just my opinion

 

[Beach Hut]

Bound to a titbit from football rumours

 

[maffew]

Bound to a titbit from football rumours

That would be a teribble waste of a 70k post, I hope its a food or IT one

 

[dazzer6666]

Tough call. Could be a transfer non-rumour one of his family has fed him, something to do with his muffins not rising properly or, most likely, some kind of minor IT or mobile phone issue..............

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Lets have dates

 

[maffew]

When I ran a pub?

Possibilities are endless, too big for a poll

 

[Bulldog]

His dedication to the Albion and NSC makes him a bloody legend, so whatever and whenever it is, it will be worth waiting for.

 

[chucky1973]

June 28th. 8.54pm.

 

[martin tyler]

Going to go early. Feel he will have more than ever to say as the season progresses. 18th June 2018 around 1645

 

[Whitechapel]

It’ll be just after the football season ends, and transfer rumour season starts. BG will start a thread claiming we should try to sign somebody ridiculous with his 69,980th post. He will then spend the next 20 posts arguing a non-existent point despite the masses of evidence proving he is wrong.

I’ll go for “all I was saying is that I think Kevin Gameiro might want to try his hand in the premier league and I do not think Madrid will pay much more in wages. somebody told me they heard a rumour that we were talking to a French striker and I was just passing this information on.”

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

His dedication to the Albion and NSC makes him a bloody legend, so whatever and whenever it is, it will be worth waiting for.

Indeed

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Sat Jan 6th 2018. 22.19 hours. New thread. Advice, My Omsung Phine upgrade.

 

[LowKarate]

I wouldn't rule out next Tuesday.

 

[Mr Bridger]

Why does he get a hard time, what gives

 

[dazzer6666]

Why does he get a hard time, what gives

He loves it.

 

[albionfan37]

June 2nd 19.43 muttering about dunk being to good for citeh

 

[Seagulls over Essex]

BG has averaged approx. 4.3k posts per annum (12 per day) since he joined NSC on 13/07/2003 and he’s currently on about 62.5k. Bearing in mind his reluctance to take out a 3 year VPN subscription in case he does not live that long, I’m expecting him to make a determined effort to reach the 70k milestone on his 15th anniversary, so I’m going for 3.35am on 13/07/2018.

“He posts in his sleep, he posts in his sleep, he is Bens Grandad, he posts in his sleep!”

 

[BensGrandad]

I would say 26th June our wedding anniversary. but that wouldnt be fair cos I can manipulate it. I could post less then it would be on my 75th birthday in October,.