Bennett Signs For Crystal Palace!

[Frutos]

Sky Sports | Football | Championship | News | Eagles bag Bennett

 

[empire]

Zzzzzzzzzzzz has been from forest

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

You f***ing arse.

 

[Frutos]

You f***ing arse.

My apologies, I saw the headline on the Sky Sports sight (and had temporary heart failure myself), then decided I couldn't resist.

 

[Simon Morgan]

Shat myself. Bastard

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

 

[poidy]

I nearly had a heart attack then

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

My internets really slow so had a proper heart in mouth moment.

 

[TrueFan]

I nearly had a heart attack then

This!

 

[jordanseagull]

Oh my God i nearly died, and that's not a joke.

 

[empire]

Saw it on sky sports news at 2,suprised it took so long to put up here

 

[Tomo1794]

Shit my pants but then remembered I even saw it was f'in Julian Bennett on SSN.

 

[SUIYHP]

Its a bit like that LuaLua thread innit?

 

[jordanseagull]

Its a bit like that LuaLua thread innit?

Not at all!?

Bennet's our best player who we worship, and he signs for our rivals.

Or Lua Lua who we'd like to sign doesn't sign for us.

Bit different!

 

[Acker79]

People, a general rule of thumb is "only one thread about signings = spoof" (another is "X signs = a picture of a sign with the name on".

Because of the above rule, I knew instantly this was about another bennett (though admittedly, my mind went to Kyle Bennett).

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

All it means is Palace will be able to name 3 subs on the bench tomorrow.

 

[Fgt01]

Haha lol! Well if we ain't signing a new striker/winger, then might as well have a laugh!

 

[SUIYHP]

Not at all!?

Bennet's our best player who we worship, and he signs for our rivals.

Or Lua Lua who we'd like to sign doesn't sign for us.

Bit different!

No, I mean someone posted a thread saying LuaLua was going to some other team, and it turned out it was a completely different LuaLua altogether.

True, Bennett is amazing, he's one of my favourite current players in the squad atm (alongside Caldy) But a LOT of people would say yes to LuaLua if he asked for a contract to come here.

 

[matthew]

Never do that to me again!

 

[Easy 10]

I really could have done without that.