"We're gonna need a bigger memory card".
[Brighton] Ben White: Five-year-old fan offers pocket money to make loan deal at Leeds permanent
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"We're gonna need a bigger memory card".
nwgull
Well-known member
I too doubted the authenticity of this when I saw it on Twitter. However, I’ve just got the opinion of my missus, a primary teacher: She says it’s very advanced writing for a 5 year old, but certainly feasible and she’s seen writing as good as that by children - usually girls - at a similar age. Although, an adult almost certainly helped with the wording, which isn’t that unreasonable when we’re all stuck at home with nothing to do all day.
Official Old Man
Uckfield Seagull
BBC 5Live on Sunday at 7:30 & 8:30 had 2 (two) stories featuring BHA. Neither slamming the ref or VAR or a player or anything bad. I love my club.
Good spot this.
Killjoy.
Jam The Man
Well-known member
Superphil
Dismember
Fake news, Barbers letter would have been at least 5 pages.
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
It took me a couple minutes, but I hate anagrams.
I met Bobby Zamora and a few of the lads out in Brighton and drunkenly offered him a portion of my meagre wages to stay. We all had a good laugh and he said he wasn't planning to leave. Then he left for Spurs that summer.
I hope the memory of lies and deceit from that evening keeps him awake at night.
I hope the memory of lies and deceit from that evening keeps him awake at night.
I may not approve of your methods, Chief Inspector Brok, but by Christ you get results.
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Grombleton
Surrounded by <div>s
- Dec 31, 2011
- 7,356
They posted this on the club's Twitter feed...the replies from the Leeds fans reminded me once again...
...what a weird, deluded and frankly moronic fanbase they have with the BIGGEST superiority complex in world Football.
...what a weird, deluded and frankly moronic fanbase they have with the BIGGEST superiority complex in world Football.
BluesRockDJ
Well-known member
- Jan 24, 2020
- 1,302
See Ben's tweeted asking the lad's family to get in touch with him............
Super Steve Earle
Well-known member
I met Craig Noone at Highcroft Service Station filling up his gas guzzler. I took the opportunity to thank him and wish him well for the rest of the season. Then he paid for his fuel and drove off to sign for Cardiff.
I hope the memory of lies and deceit from that moment we shared keeps him awake at night.
Yes Chef
Well-known member
It's the only logical reason.
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
I met Gary Dicker at Tescos petrol station locally.....thats all
Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
I feel that is a letter from an average leeds fan, you know, undervaluing a player they want to sign and just expecting them to want to stay because, well, they used to be famous. Paul barber would have been better off telling the kid to do one. That would get him used to a lifetime of disappointment following his local side
I wrote to Robert Codner suggesting some specific improvements to his game, that I felt would have taken him to the next level.
I did not see evidence of my advice being taken up.
I also did not receive a thank you note in reply.
He ended up at Chertsey Town.
I’ll leave it there.
I did not see evidence of my advice being taken up.
I also did not receive a thank you note in reply.
He ended up at Chertsey Town.
I’ll leave it there.