[Brighton] Below the waist grooming

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crodonilson

He/Him
Jan 17, 2005
14,062
Lyme Regis
Anyone else who is male or gender fluid do this?

Mrs Crodo still wants to know what I want off the big man for Christmas and Gurjit from work suggested a below the waist grooming subscription. Suppose it would be a good gift for Mrs Crodo too as it would be a much more pleasurable experience for her when we're teabagging.
 






Goldstone1976

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Apr 30, 2013
14,124
Herts
Anyone else who is male or gender fluid do this?

Mrs Crodo still wants to know what I want off the big man for Christmas and Gurjit from work suggested a below the waist grooming subscription. Suppose it would be a good gift for Mrs Crodo too as it would be a much more pleasurable experience for her when we're teabagging.

A DULLARD not only does it, but also promotes a company supplying such products.

Why shave/trim when electrolysis exists?
 


Gabbafella

Well-known member
Aug 22, 2012
4,906
Anyone else who is male or gender fluid do this?

Mrs Crodo still wants to know what I want off the big man for Christmas and Gurjit from work suggested a below the waist grooming subscription. Suppose it would be a good gift for Mrs Crodo too as it would be a much more pleasurable experience for her when we're teabagging.

Yeah, I've always manscaped my nether regions. I like a nice clean dinner plate so why shouldn't the Mrs get the same treatment?
I don't subscribe to anything, just got my clippers (with an attachment, learned the hard way that those things can shred a coin purse to bits!).
 














Madafwo

I'm probably being facetious.
Nov 11, 2013
1,728
Anybody got a contact number for Joe Mattock? He might be able to give you some advice.
 


Carlos BC

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May 10, 2019
549
Yeah, keep it well trimmed but don't go for the full Kojak.

Tried that before and it itches far too much as it grows back.
 














AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014
34,752
Ruislip
Anyone else who is male or gender fluid do this?

Mrs Crodo still wants to know what I want off the big man for Christmas and Gurjit from work suggested a below the waist grooming subscription. Suppose it would be a good gift for Mrs Crodo too as it would be a much more pleasurable experience for her when we're teabagging.

The Brian Blessed Grooming Kit is available at most garden centres.
I guess you might need spillage kits from Department of the Environment, due to your opening sentence :D
 


nwgull

Well-known member
Jul 25, 2003
14,533
Manchester
Like many resourceful blokes, I bought myself a set of hair clippers at the beginning of the first lockdown in anticipation of not being able to get a barber-shop haircut for 2-3 months. I can't believe I'm the only one to have used the clippers on my pubes as well! Missus loves the porn-star look.
 




Surf's Up

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Jul 17, 2011
10,435
Here
Anyone else who is male or gender fluid do this?

Mrs Crodo still wants to know what I want off the big man for Christmas and Gurjit from work suggested a below the waist grooming subscription. Suppose it would be a good gift for Mrs Crodo too as it would be a much more pleasurable experience for her when we're teabagging.

You could just try soap and water???
 




Paulie Gualtieri

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May 8, 2018
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