Bellend & Hove Albion

[reigate]

He was possibly the worst player I have ever seen. And when you think of Mahoney-Johnson, Paynter etc That really is saying something.

A defender incapable of defending.

I'm sure I heard he scored for Barnet last week, unless it was his brother or a namesake.

Mahoney Johnson was awful - I think he turned us down initially and we had to convince him to sign!

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

CKR is the only one mentioned so far that I've taken a personal (rather than general) dislike to due to the amount of effort he seemed to put into avoiding younger fans (post & pre-game) whenever I saw him playing for us. Nob.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Colin Hawkins was also sent off just minutes after coming on as a sub, plus he scored a spectacular own goal, although not in the same game.

Ah, the classic Hawk diagonal run, directly from the touchline when coming on as sub, straight into the eighteen yard box to immediately give away a penalty which was rewarded with a red card which meant he merely had to continue his diagonal run straight down the tunnel by the corner. Clown of the highest order

 

[kevo]

He was possibly the worst player I have ever seen. And when you think of Mahoney-Johnson, Paynter etc That really is saying something.

A defender incapable of defending.

Ashley Neal was worse, surely?

 

[Brian Fantana]

Nathan Jones, allbeit very briefly, for his bellendery at Yeovil away.

He's redeemed himself since then, though.

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

I will get flamed for this, but ... Kaz?

I love the man don;t get me wrong and the beginning of this season he was amazing.

but, he has had a few run ins with the law hasn't he? Wasn't it only last year he was due in court for smashing that girls phone?

If I am wrong, I will grovel an apology and buy him a Nandos

 

[Lower West Stander]

Dan Harding should be on this list for the manner in which he left the club

Good shout.

Would also add his defending masterclass against Buckley.

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

Ashley Neal was worse, surely?

Worse than Mahoney 'the pony' Johnson? No, not even close. He makes Ashley Neal look like Messi.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I will get flamed for this, but ... Kaz?

I love the man don;t get me wrong and the beginning of this season he was amazing.

but, he has had a few run ins with the law hasn't he? Wasn't it only last year he was due in court for smashing that girls phone?

If I am wrong, I will grovel an apology and buy him a Nandos

The incidents are right but the cases were three years ago.

 

[crabface]

Has Ryan Harley been mentioned. Absolute Bell, prancing around the pitch with very little interest in anything.

 

[bobby baxter]

Dan Harding should be on this list for the manner in which he left the club

If you were aware of the full details regarding his move, you would change your mind.

 

[Mowgli37]

If you were aware of the full details regarding his move, you would change your mind.

What might these be then?

 

[Insel affe]

Micky Thomas has no recollection of signing for the Albion as Mike Bamber got him paralytic and he signed a contract then promptly fell asleep.

And then wondered why it did not work out....

The signs were bloody there, Christ on a unicycle.... you wonder sometimes about people..

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

every great Knob team needs backroom staff

im nominating ##### ##### ,i love the bloke for understanding my protest in his office and giving me two cup final tickets out of his bottom draw.....but why did he still have about 3000 tickets in the draw when we had already officially sold out and everyone had already supposedly received their tickets

Please, it's 'drawer'.

 

[BangaloreGull]

Dobbie?

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Baz, it's not a long thread.

Tired mate

 

[kevo]

Ryan Harley?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Personally thought alongside Richie the Bear they were the only bright spots of the Gillingham years.

What about Geoff Minton?

 

[portlock seagull]

I see this thread has almost inevitably turned into 'shit players' for the Albion. FFS, why can't people read anymore these days? Ow well, well done to those who did answer the exam question. The rest. Get out. You let your club down. Be gone...

 

[Exile]

I'm sure he's grown up a little now, but I'd like to nominate YASER KASIM, for getting sent off in a reserve game, threatening the ref, and then offering to fight the Albion fans.