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Bellend Game...



seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,946
Crap Town
Are all these tunes played on Bellend FM ?
 




seagullwedgee

Well-known member
Aug 9, 2005
3,068
I had quadruple bellend bypass surgery last year.

Oh Gary Bellend, Gary Gary Gary Bellend

Gary, Gary, Gary Bellend. Gary, Gary, Gary Bellend. Oh Gary Bellend ....
 






Lady Whistledown

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,639
Traditionally, this game is played by substituting the word "arse" for "heart". But I'll go with it.

Also done the one where you substitute the word "cock" for the word "love".

a la All You Need Is Cock (the Beatles)
 




GNF on Tour

Registered Twunt
Jul 7, 2003
1,365
Auckland
Destroy the Bellend - House of Love
 


GNF on Tour

Registered Twunt
Jul 7, 2003
1,365
Auckland
Bellend and Soul - Big Country
 








Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
Traditionally, this game is played by substituting the word "arse" for "heart". But I'll go with it.

Also done the one where you substitute the word "cock" for the word "love".

a la All You Need Is Cock (the Beatles)

This is a broad Church Edna!

I cock you cock-Gary Glitter and the Glitter Band
How Deep is your Cock?-Bee-Gees
Bleeding Cock-Leona Lewis
Cock is the Drug-Roxy Music
 
















Jahooli

Well-known member
Feb 12, 2008
1,292
Cock me tender - Elvis
 




Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
And bringing these two great games together...

"Put a little cock in your bellend" - Dolly Parton
 








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