Bell Cheeses at work

[WhingForPresident]

Right, I've just asked him.

When you have accumulated 5 Dave Dollars, you get to spin a wheel. This guarantees a prize, ranging from getting your lunch paid for, shopping vouchers (£20-£50), to a half-day off. On balance then, reasonably impressive.

A lot of the women thinks 'it's a bit rapey', however.

Make of that what you will.

Here's a Dave Dollar

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I'd like to submit a request for Hiney Art on this please...

 

[happypig]

Right, I've just asked him.

When you have accumulated 5 Dave Dollars, you get to spin a wheel. This guarantees a prize, ranging from getting your lunch paid for, shopping vouchers (£20-£50), to a half-day off. On balance then, reasonably impressive.

A lot of the women thinks 'it's a bit rapey', however.

Make of that what you will.

Here's a Dave Dollar

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That is, unquestionably 100 Dave Dollars so should be worth about seven weeks off.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

How come no-one has put [MENTION=118]Hiney[/MENTION] s face on a rapey Dave dollar yet? NSC isn't what it used to be.

 

[The Clamp]

I know there's a group of people in my workplace backstabbing me. One of them has wrongly accused me of pinching his office supplies. He thinks he's Billy big-bollocks and has a little circumstantial evidence but no actual proof (which he won't find because - hey - I didn't touch his stuff).

I'm angry at being falsely blamed, but I'm not the kind of person to inflame tensions. How should I proceed? Bitch & whine, or act pleasant and charming?

Take my advice: Don't listen to or address rumours, gossip or accusations unless your manager comes to you with them. Until then they are not real. They will often just disappear.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Right, I've just asked him.

When you have accumulated 5 Dave Dollars, you get to spin a wheel. This guarantees a prize, ranging from getting your lunch paid for, shopping vouchers (£20-£50), to a half-day off. On balance then, reasonably impressive.

A lot of the women thinks 'it's a bit rapey', however.

Make of that what you will.

Here's a Dave Dollar

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Let's hope Dodgy Dave isn't an Albion / NSC fan otherwise he may put 2 and 2 together and your lad may be subject to Wavey Davey as he waves him off to the Job Centre!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Right, I've just asked him.

When you have accumulated 5 Dave Dollars, you get to spin a wheel. This guarantees a prize, ranging from getting your lunch paid for, shopping vouchers (£20-£50), to a half-day off. On balance then, reasonably impressive.

A lot of the women thinks 'it's a bit rapey', however.

Make of that what you will.

Here's a Dave Dollar

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No smart to post that. Not smart at all

Perhaps a moderator might pull it?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

My son works at our local branch of B&Q. They have recently moved a new manager into the store, after the previous one was moved on. This new guy, in an attempt to ingratiate himself with the staff, has introduced a system whereby good work gets rewarded with 'Dave's Dollars'. This absolute TOOL has actually had a load of fake money printed up with his face on them, which he gives out at the daily team briefing. Unbelievable

 

[Hiney]

No smart to post that. Not smart at all

Perhaps a moderator might pull it?

This is B&Q in Hedge End, Southampton, so I think we are OK

 

[hans kraay fan club]

This is B&Q in Hedge End, Southampton, so I think we are OK

I'm going down there shopping next week, wearing a T-shirt with a Dave's Dollar printed on the front.

 

[The Clamp]

Does Rapey Dave stuff them into the girls under-crackers?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Definitely weird, but rapey?

 

[Husty]

My son works at our local branch of B&Q. They have recently moved a new manager into the store, after the previous one was moved on. This new guy, in an attempt to ingratiate himself with the staff, has introduced a system whereby good work gets rewarded with 'Dave's Dollars'. This absolute TOOL has actually had a load of fake money printed up with his face on them, which he gives out at the daily team briefing. Unbelievable

That is PHENOMENAL.

 

[Bodian]

Superb.

Just what did your son do to get himself one of these notes. What sort of 'good work' does Dave actually hand them out for?

 

[AmexRuislip]

I'd like to submit a request for Hiney Art on this please...

 

[AmexRuislip]

Right, I've just asked him.

When you have accumulated 5 Dave Dollars, you get to spin a wheel. This guarantees a prize, ranging from getting your lunch paid for, shopping vouchers (£20-£50), to a half-day off. On balance then, reasonably impressive.

A lot of the women thinks 'it's a bit rapey', however.

Make of that what you will.

Here's a Dave Dollar

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Rename them Trigger Dollars

 

[timbha]

Where’s the apostrophe in Dave’s ?? Or are they only issued to Daves??

 

[Badger]

Just had the email about the annual "Take your Kid to Work Day" in November. It's good to have some advance warning for days when I need to work from home.

 

[TheJasperCo]

Apparently we have to decide what we as an office are going to do for Christmas (it is barely October, just to clarify). Options on the table are, accoridng to the email just sent round:

-Traditional sit-down meal
-Laser tag
-Escape Room
-Bowling
-Takeaway and party games at work
-Scrooge option (do nothing)



May god have mercy on my soul.

 

[The Clamp]

Apparently we have to decide what we as an office are going to do for Christmas (it is barely October, just to clarify). Options on the table are, accoridng to the email just sent round:

-Traditional sit-down meal
-Laser tag
-Escape Room
-Bowling
-Takeaway and party games at work
-Scrooge option (do nothing)



May god have mercy on my soul.

Frankly I’d be treating any of those options as an escape room scenario.

 

[timbha]

Apparently we have to decide what we as an office are going to do for Christmas (it is barely October, just to clarify). Options on the table are, accoridng to the email just sent round:

-Traditional sit-down meal
-Laser tag
-Escape Room
-Bowling
-Takeaway and party games at work
-Scrooge option (do nothing)



May god have mercy on my soul.

I’m really hoping you have an office of two people