Probably already has.......
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Bell Cheeses at work
- Thread starter Iggle Piggle
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Probably already has.......
Mental Lental
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I had to look up what MBA meant and this qualification sounds like an official postgraduate certificate in bellcheesery....
https://www.prospects.ac.uk/postgraduate-study/mba-courses/studying-for-an-mba
Master of Bellcheese Administration.
https://www.prospects.ac.uk/postgraduate-study/mba-courses/studying-for-an-mba
Master of Bellcheese Administration.
Worked with several people with MBAs. It is.
KingstonSeagull
New member
I've found it is for people who either A) suck at their job and think it will make them not suck or B) Fancy another shot at Uni and not working.
Cian
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Can't be his real name - he'd have a LinkedIn full of useless 'endorsements' that'd come up on Google.
KingstonSeagull
New member
I did change his first name for the exact reasons listed above....
Norman Potting
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Shit day, shit weather, shit all round. But once again this thread delivers I am happy again.
Would love to see this plaque, the guy is a legend for all the wrong reasons!
Would love to see this plaque, the guy is a legend for all the wrong reasons!
Disappointed that there are no posts about people PANICKING about being snowed in at work and simply HAVING to leave immediately...............to get to the supermarket to bulk buy bread and milk.........
Lush
Mods' Pet
Probably because they saw the forecast and decided it was safer not to come in...
Cheshire Cat
The most curious thing..
Just wait till tomorrow.... I'll be out of there faster than a Kazenga backflip...
Lyndhurst 14
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- Jan 16, 2008
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Recently had to update my Bullshit Bingo card because there is a new phrase doing the rounds in the States, not sure if it’s crossed the pond yet, probably on its way.
“having some skin in the game” – means you are a real player as you have invested money in something you want to happen – or in plain English An Investor
“having some skin in the game” – means you are a real player as you have invested money in something you want to happen – or in plain English An Investor
That's been on the BS Bingo card for YEARS !
nail-Z
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"I am beginning to socialise the position with the client..."
Oh do **** off!
Oh do **** off!
studio150
Well-known member
In English?
My guess would be: "I'm TALKING to the client"
KingstonSeagull
New member
All the nutribullets have disappeared.... Gone to live a life at the back of a cupboard along with george foreman grills and tubberware never to be used again.
Replaced by the traditional mid/late January reappearance of crisps, biscuits and donuts of course ?
KingstonSeagull
New member
Yeah there is a slight glimmer of hope with some of them who are getting a "salad" which is covered in sour cream, tortilla chips and bacon all encompassed in a wrap.... Others it is back to the meal deal/burritos I am afraid.... Oh and an abundance of chocolate bars and other snacks are appearing on the end of desks... We have people that buy copious amount of chocolate and then say oh it's my nephews birthday and they are for everyone to celebrate... But they will be eating atleast 3 of the multipack twixes in that packet....
And the usual 3 o clock CHSKKSHHHH of the Coke cans has returned all across this vast wasteland of lost hopes and dreams of having a perfect body.
